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John Walker - Industry Analcyst

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Co-creator of Rock Paper Shotgun, currently helping out at Kotaku, and still looking for a new long-term gig. I write www.buried-treasure.org, unearthing excellent unknown indies. Please consider supporting! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/buriedtreasure

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You're Not Supposed To Beat Maniac Mansion In Four Hours There was a time before walkthroughs

I've written about how no one was ever supposed to finish Maniac Mansion in 4 hours, and how classic graphic adventures were intended to last you for weeks.

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06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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RIP Hugh Walker, 1949 - 2016 My dad, Hugh Walker, unexpectedly died on Saturday. He was 66, and it was a complete shock. Obviously I'm still shatter…

The title I gave my dad's obituary was "Can I bring a chair in?"

www.rockpapershotgun.com/rip-hugh-wal...

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This sentence is my favourite thing I've read in so long.

06.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham by @postmodernadv.bsky.social is a superb Lovecraftian point-and-click adventure from the creator of An English Haunting. It's spooky, fun, and packed with eldritch horrors.

buried-treasure.org/2026/03/the-...

Help keep Cthulhu from my door: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...

05.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham screenshot.

The Dark Rites of Arkham by @postmodernadv.bsky.social is a superb Lovecraftian point-and-click adventure from the creator of An English Haunting. It's spooky, fun, and packed with eldritch horrors.

buried-treasure.org/2026/03/the-...

Help keep Cthulhu from my door: www.patreon.com/c/buriedtrea...

05.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you guys, who I love and respect and admire (and have lived with most of), have made a mistake here, and the right thing to do would be to own that mistake. It was a dick move. I've made SO many of those.

05.03.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not aware of times when I've pulled an inoffensive game out of obscurity to say it's bad, unless that game is objectionable. If I have, I don't think it was right.

And no, picking on a handful of games from 3,500 to say, "don't play these ones you weren't playing" isn't proving a service.

05.03.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just don't review it, I guess? I get sent many hundreds of codes a year, but can only review one human's worth of games.

Or at the very least, be constructive.

But to be clear, in this post I'm specifically talking about going and finding unknown games just to shit on them. As recently happened.

04.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Negative reviews of promoted bad games is a vital part of the industry. Warn people off from something they're being tempted to spend their $70 on. Go for it.

Heck, highlight unknown but insidious or outwardly bigoted games. Condemn them.

But shitting on some harmless unknown indie? Fuck off.

04.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Apropos of something: It has long been my position that using your platform to make people aware of a tiny indie game they've never heard of before in order to tell them it's shit is just indecent.

"Hey! See this thing you wouldn't have seen otherwise?! It's not worth knowing about!"

04.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Heartbroken to announce that I got hit by the layoffs at Polygon today. It was an honor to work with the amazing team there.

If you're looking for a games/entertainment writer with a deep knowledge of everything from live-service shooters to horror titles to delightfully weird FMV games, hit me up!

03.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
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Legendary Actor Bruce Campbell Reveals Cancer Diagnosis The Evil Dead star says he's aiming to return in the fall to promote his new movie

Goddammit.

kotaku.com/bruce-campbe...

03.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Legendary Actor Bruce Campbell Reveals Cancer Diagnosis The Evil Dead star says he's aiming to return in the fall to promote his new movie

Goddammit.

kotaku.com/bruce-campbe...

03.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For 2026 I've decided to become a flat-hollow-earther. Wish me luck in my new adventures.

03.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I think his whole head is like that. They just missed a bit of orange paint today.

02.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's hard to argue.

02.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Icarus Is The Perfect Survival Sim No One's Talking About Dean 'Rocket' Hall's Icarus is my platonic ideal of a survival sim

I arrived four years late to @deanhall.bsky.social's Icarus, and I'm so glad I found it. This is my perfect survival sim.

kotaku.com/icarus-survi...

02.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tukoni: Forest Keepers is a magical world of kindness and hope Oksana Bula’s gorgeous illustrated world of forest spirits finds new life as a cozy adventure

Tukoni by @dream-operator.bsky.social is a work of astonishing beauty, being created by developers and artists living in Ukraine under constant attack from Russia. I spoke to them about crafting joy under so much horror.

store.epicgames.com/en-US/blog/t...

02.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tukoni: Forest Keepers is a magical world of kindness and hope Oksana Bula’s gorgeous illustrated world of forest spirits finds new life as a cozy adventure

Tukoni by @dream-operator.bsky.social is a work of astonishing beauty, being created by developers and artists living in Ukraine under constant attack from Russia. I spoke to them about crafting joy under so much horror.

store.epicgames.com/en-US/blog/t...

02.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Man Uses Taco Seasoning To Steal $10,000 Of PokΓ©mon Cards He then resold the cards for a spicy $40,000 on eBay

I've always wanted to write a Florida Man... headline:

kotaku.com/florida-man-...

02.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, full anxiety attack later, I'll see how it is in the morning and maybe go to minor injuries if there are any concerns. Thank you.

28.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, two things. One, it's the back of my hand, so no muscles to get hurt, and two, it doesn't hurt at all.

28.02.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TIL not to hold an object while cleaning it with a pressure washer.

28.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Ryu walking into the sunset in the ending of Street Fighter II. The caption reads: "Already seeking the next challenge, ceremony means nothing to him."

Ryu walking into the sunset in the ending of Street Fighter II. The caption reads: "Already seeking the next challenge, ceremony means nothing to him."

Personal news: I'm leaving my Editor-at-large role at Eurogamer & Gamer Network as part of new cuts. I last year approached my move to Eurogamer & VG247's skeletonization with reluctance, but I ultimately greatly enjoyed giving EG a go. But now after 10yrs & in difficult conditions, it's time to go.

27.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 464 πŸ” 71 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 11

Oh my god, this is just insane.

27.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Burger King Is Planning To Use AI Headsets To Spy On Its Staff A genAI called 'Patty' will be making life hell for employees and customers by the end of this year

I'm just a font of great news of late: kotaku.com/burger-king-...

26.02.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's why I'm doing Buried Treasure!

26.02.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reviews of games that readers haven't already been hyped for do SO little traffic unless headlined really well, but also take up a huge amount of a writer's time. They're terrible economy for struggling sites.

Which is too sad.

26.02.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Games media set for more layoffs, as IGN-owned Eurogamer cuts editorial staff | VGC Gamer Network brands including Outside Xbox are facing another wave of cuts…

This is horrible news. Sorry to everyone at my old haunts of Eurogamer and the rest of GN. (I haven't heard if RPS is affected.)

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/games-m...

26.02.2026 13:16 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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10 Incredible Demos You'd Otherwise Miss In February's Next Fest We've scraped through the avalanche to rescue these fantastic games

I've picked out ten excellent demos from Next Fest, as eclectic a mix as possible.

Featuring @oneofmoo.bsky.social @timsheinman.bsky.social @cha0tic-games.bsky.social @alteredalma.bsky.social @yourealemongames.bsky.social @oxygenstudiodv.bsky.social @pqube.bsky.social

kotaku.com/steam-next-f...

25.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 5