Pat Woods

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

The Eagles won the battle of that play, then lost the game. Their season ended after that, because it was a playoff game.

Oh, of course it was. He’s also from Syracuse, NY.

I was wearing my overalls, with a pearl snap cowboy shirt, for all of maybe 30 minutes before my cousin-in-law said off I put on his bass pro shop hat I could “complete my larping look.” So much for southern hospitality. /s

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me
Dave: ya dont worry
Steve: which pic did u use
Mark: dont worry about it

Trump doesn’t want Americans to know they’re in danger because he’ll look bad.

Just landed in Nashville and it’s 69°.

Almost there…

Job tats

How George AI was modeled:

I’m pretty sure I met Tina Fey once by interrupting her and my mom talking to tell mom that my head was bleeding.

A war that isn't a war, documented with videos that may or may not be real, funded by elected leaders who are neither for nor against it, is the most dystopian thing that's happened in my lifetime

A Running Count of How Many People ICE Has Killed and Injured - The American Prospect ICE is not required to report any use-of-force incidents against the public. So The American Prospect created our own running tally.

We updated our record of people immigration agents have killed or caused to die since Trump took office in January 2025.

As of today, agents have killed at least 28 people in the field and 48 people in custody.

Cackling in the cvs parking lot.

Pop pop (dad’s dad) was a commercial illustrator whose work would run in newspapers.

Grandpat (mom’s dad) was a scrap metal salesman. He somehow raised 8 kids, all attending catholic school, and had a place down the shore.

All I the only one thinking “I wonder what Tony Auth’s cartoon for this would look like” on a somewhat weekly basis?

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

There was a hardcore band from Philly who got their name from this song.

I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed.
Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing ‘reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago.

Kristi Noem dressed as ICE, firefighters, military and gravel pit security

Undercover Boss (Series, 2010 - )

Mail.aol.com

An astronaut fetches Sister Mary Clarence from heaven to help fight whatever american catholics are doing "Project Hail Mary" "in space no nun can hear you scream"

Sister Act 3 (2026)

olivia nuzzi

Pentagon tells Congress no sign that Iran was going to attack US first, sources say Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff on Sunday that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack U.S. forces first, two people f...

Trump administration officials acknowledged in closed-door briefings with congressional staff that there was no intelligence suggesting Iran planned to attack US forces first, two people familiar with the matter said reut.rs/46ybyTg

Screenshot of text: First, it’s a mistake to say that Trump got America into war on Saturday. What he did was respond to a war that Iran has been waging against the United States since 1979.

Cool hey did anything happen *before* 1979 between the United States and Iran

He didn’t survive the night, didn’t know when enough was enough.