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@swordz

A zesty loaf of bread and lover of monsters. 26. He/him. Probably NSFW, 18+ only

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Some homework for a class about designing Vietnamese Costume back in 2024
( I forgot to post it here.... )

12.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 631 πŸ” 164 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.08.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 16390 πŸ” 6692 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 44
Drawn Halfbody of an albino Lion wearing nothing but an orange jockstrap, and smiling towards the camera.

Drawn Halfbody of an albino Lion wearing nothing but an orange jockstrap, and smiling towards the camera.

Two sketches of the same albino lion with the caption Expectation vs Reality. The first sketch is of him in the ocean looking over his shoulder towards the viewer, smirking as he spikes a volleyball. There are people offscreen calling him cool and watching in awe as he says IM SO COOL!. The second sketch shows him laying on a chair under an umbrella, sleeping in the shade. There are multiple arrows pointing at him that say: Worked a twelve hour shift, Big Kitty nap, almost fifty, Very delicate beans and tummy, hates water.

Two sketches of the same albino lion with the caption Expectation vs Reality. The first sketch is of him in the ocean looking over his shoulder towards the viewer, smirking as he spikes a volleyball. There are people offscreen calling him cool and watching in awe as he says IM SO COOL!. The second sketch shows him laying on a chair under an umbrella, sleeping in the shade. There are multiple arrows pointing at him that say: Worked a twelve hour shift, Big Kitty nap, almost fifty, Very delicate beans and tummy, hates water.

suns out tums out β˜€οΈπŸ¦πŸŒŠ
#furry

15.02.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 2188 πŸ” 589 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 4

It's absurd that this is being presented as some sort of positive or moment of ingenuity.

This thing is guzzling gas.

We need to ban these outright.

12.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Reminder that the only time Mastercard has flinched is when outrage was directed at them. Attacking platforms like SubscribeStar for Visa/Mastercard's extralegal censorship is exactly the deflection they want.

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Rethink your decisions as you get hotdogged before getting rawdogged by a weredog

For @belovedbasty.bsky.social
#nsfw #bara #orc #werewolf #commission
www.furaffinity.net/view/64296550/

12.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 565 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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WAITER! WAITER! More horny pervert furry old man, please!!!

12.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 233 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Rent's coming up and I'd like to be in a better spot for it - so I'll be opening some more spots for commissions that I'll be adding to my queue!

I'll also be doing PWYW sketches again during stream for Thursday πŸ’›
ko-fi.com/A451WEW

12.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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there's a dome house for sale in orlando and look at the gay bear themed bathroom they have??????

04.03.2026 15:52 πŸ‘ 242 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1
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Happy Mario Day?!

Kind of late but here it is

Bowser wondering how he got himself wearing Mario's hat when suddenly he end up becoming very own version of his rival~~

12.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

12.03.2026 00:29 πŸ‘ 8189 πŸ” 1679 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 225

orcs for universal basic income

12.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he saysβ€”he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020β€”and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

"What ultimately broke me and my Blizzard career was I got called into the CFO's office and he sits me down and he saysβ€”he gives me a date which at the time was 2020 and was going to slip to 2021, but at the time it was 2020β€”and he said: 'Overwatch has to make [redacted] in 2020, and then every year after that it needs a recurring revenue of [redacted]' and then he says to me 'if it doesn't do [redacted] we're going to lay off 1,000 people, and that's going to be on you.' And that was the biggest fuck you moment I've had in my career, it felt surreal to be in that condition."

This is a deranged thing to say to someone wtf. www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/ov...

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Blaidd needs some special attention

11.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 4735 πŸ” 1104 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 6
For FAQ please refer to the Form link

For FAQ please refer to the Form link

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Form link with details including my one-time only Comics Tier can be found here: forms.gle/L1KSxcsgtiRz... Examples Below:

10.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
Advertisement for my digital commissions

Text: Commissions Open (5 Slot)
Color tier - $80
Illustration - $120
*New* Experimental Comic - $250
(1 slot comic, 2 pages)
Details/Additions - +$35

Contact via DM or Refer to the Form

Advertisement for my digital commissions Text: Commissions Open (5 Slot) Color tier - $80 Illustration - $120 *New* Experimental Comic - $250 (1 slot comic, 2 pages) Details/Additions - +$35 Contact via DM or Refer to the Form

Howdy folks, I gots 5 Slots open for til Spring (Possibly doing a 2nd round in Summer)

Form link, details, and examples in reply:

10.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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trying to find a job

10.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 2301 πŸ” 478 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

Any hardcore Tolkien fans here? And I'm talking like "knows about the ongoings of the 2nd Age of Arda" levels of hardcore nerd. The reason?

... Does Rings of Power have anything salvageable from it lore- or character-wise?

10.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Besides, I want to be kinder and more professional. As part of this, I'm leaving some spaces that indulge in this kind of behavior. Set myself up for a healthier mindset and all.

10.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gossip, admittedly, was my outlet for the first extreme stress during my last job but I got away with it by having no direct supervisor, so having it bubble up when I'm extremely stressed now is something I'm nipping at the bud

10.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Endeavoring to improve myself by being less bitchy and gossipy, a toxic habit that I am far too old to indulge

10.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sammy just needs some help before class (he's a trusty TA after all!)

(We've gotten enough reskeets/likes on the base pic to get another stage/date with Sammy, and for now, looks like he's... somewhat in control of himself ;3)

08.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 3556 πŸ” 730 πŸ’¬ 92 πŸ“Œ 2
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When me and bro gotta piss at the same time

09.03.2026 05:32 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5
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Until your throat is perfectly shaped like his dick

09.03.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.

This video is lowballing it.

09.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 5440 πŸ” 2333 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 49
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what if I did just a little bit of shading for my sketches

08.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 525 πŸ” 110 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

Pauly Walnuts very seriously telling someone that β€œit’s called Broad daylight because women light up the world”

international women’s day

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Geralts

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