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i'm so glad i exist at the same time as dan and phil

god now i'm watching the reunion and jesus fuck i just really hate michael

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the ENTIRE season I kept reminding myself he is just a man. he is ONLY A MAN. but also he is such a snake and he does it so damn well and I hate (and love) him for it. I also hate when men know they're hot. get outta here you handsome fucker

this shit is MESSYYYYY

a cartoon character is sitting on the ground with his legs crossed and his eyes wide open . Alt: Stewie Griffin rocking back and forth

this Traitors finale genuinely has me rocking back and forth on my couch waiting to see what happens and they keep CUTTING TO DAMN ADS

a bald man in a suit and tie says and i need you and i miss you . Alt: terry crews dancing to the song 1000 miles in the movie white chicks

not this medicine commercial using 1000 miles for the music, so as they're listing all these side effects I'm here like

wdym I already have over 1000 posts on here

Alan Cumming in s4e9 of The Traitors. His hair is dyed white on the top, with pink stripes on either side, then blue strips under the pink strips

alan's hair being the trans flag 🥹

god a chipotle burrito sounds so good right now

why do I have to live in such a warm climate 🥀

the fight between wanting the windows open to get fresh air and wanting to have the AC on is so strong 🥀🥀🥀 I love the fresh air but I fear I am too warm

ah well see I would love to be a kiwi bird, but it's harder when talking about the fruit. i wouldn't want to be a person with kiwi thoughts bc I feel like there would t be much goin on there, so i suppose i would just be a kiwi with no thoughts

ah yes that's an option too. oh how I long to be that kind of kiwi

are we talking kiwi the fruit or kiwi the bird

me n who

heated all the time, rivalry occasionally or whatever harry styles said

fight it! take the pain, ignite it! tie a noose around your mind, loose enough to breathe fine, and tie it to a tree. tell it "you belong to me! this ain't a noose this is a leash, and I have news for you, you must obey me!"

the softest echo could be enough for me to make it through

a picture of Tyler Joseph falling off a cliff in Roblox with the text "when tyler joseph makes me mad i throw him off a cliff in roblox"

why do I only see these late
anyway have this

Josh stop being a slut can't you see Tyler is disassociating

"first one to get it wrong dies in real life" *IMMEDIATELY get it's wrong* 😭 RIP Dan it was nice knowing ya

it's almost unnatural feeling seeing him smile that big

a Chihuahua making a weird almost smiling face with the text "I'm about to bark so f'n loud"

wow I feel so famous having TWO friends who helped write Harry Styles' album!

how silly of me, I said pretend bc I didn't think Kid's last name was Harpoon, but I should've KNOWN it was our very own Kid!! I mean, I've never met another "Kid", so clearly they're the same one!

I'm 9 hours late but I just wanted to say you're a super cool dude and I love your vibe

we all need our brain eating mlm couple to obsess over

Heated Rivalry is an addiction bc it's my first time hearing Harry's new album and I can't stop making it about Hollanov

I'm a sucker for beautiful vocals and instrumentals

oh god, Coming Up Roses is gorgeous I love her