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Professor, Computer Science, UMass; Amazon Scholar. I work on programming languages & systems, among other things. http://PLASMA-UMass.org, http://github.com/plasma-umass, http://CSrankings.org, http://github.com/emeryberger. ACM Fellow.

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so, we're keeping our objectives limited to regime change, assassinating their entire gov't, choosing their next leader, destroying their uranium enrichment program, encouraging a popular revolution, encouraging a kurdish insurgency, and blowing up girls schools. got it.

06.03.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

I definitely want to hear more deep thoughts from the guy who claimed Elon Musk's purchase of twitter would "extend the light of consciousness"

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 2385 πŸ” 385 πŸ’¬ 82 πŸ“Œ 24

The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.

06.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 17531 πŸ” 4891 πŸ’¬ 1287 πŸ“Œ 297

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

05.03.2026 23:26 πŸ‘ 8834 πŸ” 2128 πŸ’¬ 360 πŸ“Œ 59
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This is honestly one of the most anti-Jewish things I’ve ever seen from the United States government.

05.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 12851 πŸ” 3323 πŸ’¬ 2101 πŸ“Œ 568

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

04.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 4606 πŸ” 928 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 11
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Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.

No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.

Worth a watch.

(πŸŽ₯ BBC News/BBC Verify)

05.03.2026 08:46 πŸ‘ 3821 πŸ” 2078 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 178
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FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

05.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 17088 πŸ” 5961 πŸ’¬ 512 πŸ“Œ 493
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LIEU: Did Amalia commit a crime?

NOEM: She did not. She's with her family

LIEU: The reason she's with her family is because she almost died in ICE detention until folks brought a lawsuit forcing her release

04.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 11817 πŸ” 3918 πŸ’¬ 183 πŸ“Œ 91
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Absolutely incredible. Weeks of war without any vote in Congress. And the current regime may largely be left in place. This isn't just a war of choice. It's a vanity war. If this is allowed to stand, our country is in real trouble.

02.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 1373 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 36
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We Support Protesting Against Any Authoritarian Government Except Our Own β€œPresident Trump called on Iranians on Tuesday to keep protesting against their government and warned that those responsible for killing demonstrat...

"No peaceful demonstrator should ever be killed for standing up to their government. Unless, of course, they’re a suburban mom in an SUV that’s driving away from law enforcement."

28.02.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4
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This is one of my pettier impulses but I want the record to reflect just how often this motherfucker said that Kamala Harris was the pro-war candidate in 2024.

28.02.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 5246 πŸ” 973 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 63
A line graph showing NSF grant awards made through 2/27/26 for fiscal year 2026 compared with grant awards for fiscal years 2021-2025.

A line graph showing NSF grant awards made through 2/27/26 for fiscal year 2026 compared with grant awards for fiscal years 2021-2025.

NSF Update (Awards through 2/27/26)

Directorates to follow

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01.03.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 666 πŸ” 444 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 118

The Department of Education has hung a massive banner honoring a racist college dropout who built a lucrative career out of targeting professors for harassment

01.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 5652 πŸ” 1703 πŸ’¬ 199 πŸ“Œ 73
In Iran, air power alone will not reshape the regime. Since WWI, dozens of U.S., Israeli & allied air campaigns have tried to force political change β€” none installed friendly governments. None! They strengthen nationalism and intensify resistance.

In Iran, air power alone will not reshape the regime. Since WWI, dozens of U.S., Israeli & allied air campaigns have tried to force political change β€” none installed friendly governments. None! They strengthen nationalism and intensify resistance.

the guy who wrote the literal book on this stuff is dunking on the admin:

28.02.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 2137 πŸ” 556 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 47
I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

I hope you aren’t drunk and took your staff’s advice, Rashida and I don’t know this man and feel confident he didn’t care about us. Please restrain from drinking too much as you have been warned from your staff and stay off social media when you are drunk. I pray in his holy month you find peace and respect for your self,

uhhh oh my god

01.03.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 26030 πŸ” 4730 πŸ’¬ 575 πŸ“Œ 484
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It’s insane this is legal. People around Trump are profiting off war and death. I’m introducing legislation ASAP to ban this.

01.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 13986 πŸ” 4440 πŸ’¬ 472 πŸ“Œ 359

This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls.

But since she asked,

"Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States."

www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

01.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 5152 πŸ” 1415 πŸ’¬ 95 πŸ“Œ 24
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28.02.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 7355 πŸ” 2120 πŸ’¬ 322 πŸ“Œ 85

The thing about the U.S. and Israel is that both of their leaders are trying to stay out of prison.

28.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 11164 πŸ” 3350 πŸ’¬ 316 πŸ“Œ 184

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

28.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 3620 πŸ” 977 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 15

Ending nine wars [lowers sunglasses to look you dead in the eye] and starting ten new ones.

28.02.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1908 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 8

For coming up on 50 years now, US political discourse has basically been premised on not calling it what it is.

28.02.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

You can trace this group -- which fights for oligarchic, low-tax, low-service, exploitative capitalism and uses racism & xenophobia to prevent solidarity among the working class -- more or less to the country's founding. They've been squarely under the GOP banner since at least 1980.

28.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 282 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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This is consistent with what one hears from serious analysts all around. The US negotiating team, led by two New York real estate developers with a reputation for incompetence at that and no serious diplomats or nuclear experts, were a bunch of ignorant pikers incapable of engaging in serious talks.

28.02.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 598 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 15

β€œ.. This is your peace prize. It is also a beautiful medal that you can wear everywhere you want to go.”

28.02.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 3204 πŸ” 612 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 34
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Updated:

28.02.2026 13:28 πŸ‘ 9011 πŸ” 2772 πŸ’¬ 80 πŸ“Œ 75

The president didn't bother to make the case for war in a marathon State of the Union address and then he fucked off to his sweaty gilded country club so he could literally phone in an unconstitutional war.

Every single Democrat needs to be screaming about this at full volume.

28.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 5407 πŸ” 1323 πŸ’¬ 87 πŸ“Œ 27
"I can go long and take over the whole thing, or end it in two or three days and tell the Iranians: 'See you again in a few years if you start rebuilding [your nuclear and missile programs]," Trump said in a five-minute phone interview from Mar-a-Lago.

"I can go long and take over the whole thing, or end it in two or three days and tell the Iranians: 'See you again in a few years if you start rebuilding [your nuclear and missile programs]," Trump said in a five-minute phone interview from Mar-a-Lago.

β€œAll I want is freedom for the people,” Trump said in a brief phone interview shortly after 4 a.m., when asked what he hopes his legacy will be as a result of the military action and a push for regime change in Iran.

β€œAll I want is freedom for the people,” Trump said in a brief phone interview shortly after 4 a.m., when asked what he hopes his legacy will be as a result of the military action and a push for regime change in Iran.

On the left:

Trump tells Axios U.S. military action could end quickly and then resume if Iran starts rebuilding it nuclear and missile programs

On the right:

Trump tells Washington Post, U.S. military action is about freedom for the Iranian people/regime change

28.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 728 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 20

The people leading the U.S. war on Iran are a former β€œFox & Friends” guest and a former β€œFox & Friends” host.

28.02.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 4094 πŸ” 1058 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 59