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Accidentally checked in on Chicago Mayor candidate 2019/2023/2027

This is scandalous

Thrilled to be middle aged and learn about Clairo through @sanders.senate.gov as opposed to being a teen in the desert learning about Bernie

Wishful thinking that @carlosrosa.bsky.social will make the park district class sign up less brutal

If there are two adults at the playground wearing different Jurassic Park shirts do they acknowledge eachother?

Illinois license plate that says ‘selfie’

Wasn’t M3 in Vallas’s pocket last election?

What if they have the same first & last name 🫣🫣

They are going to start doing pajama day and favorite sports jersey day

J.P. Graziano having the Shen Yun poster hanging in their window is the true Chicago Gold Standard

Spam texts entering into a new era:
Motivational

Time to close by ‘best of 2022’ tab and attempt to find new music in my ‘best of 2023’ tab

This bike lane photographed is so silly (while also really helpful) both the east and west side end spits you out onto practically zero protection and it’s only 3 blocks long.

Waiting for the Blue Line train should never be longer than one Bluey episode

This generation will never understand the art of filling up the ice cube tray

Cardi B went on Instagram Live and she started being like ‘This man is so dumb’ and I thought she was talking about Eric Adams, unfortunately it seems to be about Offset

Love this, would like option to look ahead and be able to see what pools are open at a given time (Sunday morning plus what type of swim)

Funny to say ‘all ages’ when show is 18+

I saw ‘OPE MY B’ today

Started a new 2024 initiative in the house called ‘At Least One Clean Surface’. Where one surface in our household is clean.

Stay tuned for 2025 expansions

If phishers were really trying to scam me this is how to do it

Getting into the holiday spirit my cramming my child’s days old gingerbread house into the compost hoping she doesn’t notice it’s missing

Embracing the expunk/parent lifestyle by selling records and packaging them in cut up diaper boxes

The masculine urge to go into a store and not get a basket or cart and choose to haphazardly carry too much in your arms