It looks like the Bluesky left in Iran is already trying to force woke purity tests on the next Ayatollah

The woke liberal cucks at Anthropic cut us off from using Claude right before we were going to ask it to generate a reason why we're invading Iran.

by Pete Hegseth

Playbook | If Pete Hegseth cannot effectively manage America’s war in Iran, insiders expect President Trump will replace him with a weekday—or even a prime time—Fox News host.

Critics say that Trump's war with Iran could have a lot of blowback. But there is no historical precedent for the United States overthrowing an Iranian government and then facing 50 years of hostility from Iranians.

2025 reports of Trump obliterating Iran’s nuclear weapons to be scrubbed from White House, CBS News websites.

Kushner inking a deal with Iran raises new questions about Hunter Biden’s time at Burisma.

Kushner inks deal to build luxury condos in Tehran.

Yesterday’s attack on Iran sends a strong message to would-be dictators who use secret police to murder protesters.

Liberal say that extreme media consolidation is a threat to our democracy. They’re wrong— it’s a threat to our republic.

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner

If Trump ends up killing tens of thousands of Iranians to distract us from the Epstein files, Democrats will have blood on their hands.

Trump's rambling State of the Union raises new questions about Biden's mental state.

CBS, Fox, the Washington Post, and Twitter are all owned by Trump-loving billionaires and soon CNN will be too. Here's why American media has a liberal bias problem.

Doctors say that vaccines are the best way to protect children against measles. A guy who eats dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says they should just swim in untreated sewage water instead. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

To commemorate the fourth anniversary of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, the United States will be invading Iran.

In 2024, Jeff Bezos decided that the Washington Post should no longer endorse presidential candidates. Here's why it will endorse JD Vance in 2028.

The Trump administration has America closer than ever to war with Iran. Are Democrats willing to have the blood of our soldiers on their hands, or will they drop the Epstein matter once and for all?

Charges against Former Prince Andrew must be dropped if it’s determined that raping teenagers was an official act.

by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)

Liberals say that concentration camps filled with children have no place in a democracy. They're wrong—concentration camps filled with children have no place in a republic.

The Ethicist | I'm going to a party held by some friends who have young children. Is it still ok to snort cocaine off their toilet seat?

Whether it's Trump planning to use secret police to suppress the Democratic vote in the 2026 election or Zohran Mamdani planning to open up a couple city-run grocery stores in Manhattan, both men are threatening the integrity of our democracy.

"Unorthodox"

Guest Opinion | We at the Gallup Poll are ending our 80+ year tradition of polling presidential approval so we can focus on our core mission, such as ranking the top 10 Trump golf courses and the best meme coins from World Liberty Financial.

Whether it's Robert F. Kennedy, Sr. fighting to desegregate public restrooms or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. snorting cocaine off of toilet seats, toilets play a key role in the history of the Kennedys.

We wanted to understand how mRNA vaccines work. So we talked to three cocaine addicts in a gas station bathroom off Route 6.

Ramping Up Election Attacks, Trump Does Not Let Reality Get in His Way

Trump breaks traditions. Trump breaks taboos. Trump contradicted by the facts. And now, Trump does not let reality get in the way.

The International Society of Euphemists is conferring on the New York Times its Lifetime Achievement Award, in fools gold naturally.

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My DARS (Deaths Above Replacement Secretary) model estimates that RFK Jr.’s policies will lead to a surplus mortality of 90,000 Americans. And I tell you the best Dunkin’ bathrooms on the Mid Cape for snorting cocaine off of toilet seats. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.