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Benito (he/him)

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Stupid.

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That means so much.

06.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Gone to the shop for some spicy wotsits. You’ve inspired a generation.

06.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lord Snackingtons

06.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone playing #marathon on PS5?

06.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take em off then

28.02.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Seen a pair of leathers jeans I want.

26.02.2026 22:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They really keep us going

26.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a way to take the edge off.

26.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazingly while doing the trail the other day I smelt so much weed. (Some might have been me)

26.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This should have a content warning. Aubergine emoji.

22.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I was at the end of the night when my pal said I was his best friend. 🫠

22.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Feeling like a cardigan under someone’s bed*

*Drunk in Waga’s last night.

22.02.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Meds are causing loads of stomach pain today. Supposed to be going out to dinner and I can’t. Feeling shit about it.

19.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is this so hot to me?

19.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am once again asking…

18.02.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t make promises to the Lord that you intend to break Gary.

18.02.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really bringing some Annette Benning in American Beauty energy to this essay.

18.02.2026 11:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly the supremacy of that was wonderful.

18.02.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HMRP

18.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. My. God. Who knew we’d already peaked as a species?

17.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve talked about this.

17.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scott.

17.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tbh I’m editing now.

17.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK OFF SCOTT!

17.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
St. Vincent - Savior (Official Audio)
St. Vincent - Savior (Official Audio) YouTube video by StVincentVEVO

Not that it’s news that Annie Clark makes sexy music but this song is pure sex to me.

youtu.be/qEITPyrVuNg?...

17.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is anyone else watching The Eternaut? JFC ❄️

17.02.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Things are bigger in Yorkshire!

17.02.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s fucking go. I’ll do it. Except do anything you say.

17.02.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would anybody be free to come and hold a πŸ”« to my head to make me finish this essay?

17.02.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This really made me laugh.

17.02.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0