Pretty sure a guy in a panda costume just did an ice skating routine and successfully landed a triple. And Jackie Chan was there. Unless this is another fever dream.
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Pretty sure a guy in a panda costume just did an ice skating routine and successfully landed a triple. And Jackie Chan was there. Unless this is another fever dream.
Here in Wisconsin, we have a proud history of making sure workers are treated with dignity and respect, and that’s especially true when it comes to Wisconsin kids who work.
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Curling is so silly, they’re over here playing ice chess and screaming HARD HARD HARD HARDHARDHARD HAAAAAARD for much of the action, love you 🥌.
I wish Democrats would start just speaking the truth:
“ICE is killing American citizens in public for exercising their freedom of speech because Donald Trump wants to be a king.
This isn’t about immigration—Trump wants to make it illegal to oppose him, and to stay in power until he dies.”
The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
A small, black dog with large pleading eyes surrounded by several dog toys upon a rug
Sometimes Chimi looks like a cartoon character, and it is impossible to deny him anything.
“Disparate-impact liability all but requires individuals and businesses to consider race and engage in racial balancing to avoid potentially crippling legal liability.”
It doesn’t. That’s not how this works, that’s not how any of this works.
The despair when your neurologist tells you that you’re the actual audience for those overpriced water bottles. Apparently heat sensitivity’s an asshole whose Achilles heel is a Stanley cup.
Man, I married some folks today, and even though the world is on fire, people still getting married for health insurance.
If my immune system could calm tf down and not assume all stress merits eating more holes in my brain, would appreciate it, because the world is certainly not getting less stressful from here on out.
Conclave = The Traitors for the papacy.
turns out if you go to a fancy restaurant on Valentine’s Day weekend with your spouse and bestie the waitstaff think you’re in a throuple
Dennis Hopper’s villain in Speed really hates public transit.
Ope The Onion getting a liiiiittle too close to the truth here.
Never enough biscuits 😭
Great 🧵 about how the abolition of birthright citizenship executive order makes citizenship new and differently ! precarious.
We are here to help each other get through this thing...whatever it is. - Kurt Vonnegut
Sometimes you just gotta go to Costco on inauguration day and buy biscuits stuffed with sausage gravy so you don’t freak out and scream at everyone that our country is fucked
The confusion of regional accents when you use the gender neutral plural “y’all” up north! (god forbid you use “folks.”)
If that’s not an omen of the year to come…
Finished book #42 of the year at a quarter til midnight—thank goodness for fiction, escapism, fantasy, sci-fi, smut, and all the rest that kept me sane through 2024.
Eating cheese around two dogs feels like the Mulaney bit with the McDonalds drive-through and one black coffee, except with more gut-wrenching whines.
Merry Christmas! This morning, I got to tell my stepmom about the NLRB and explain how the shit her last employer did was super illegal!
the church camp songs really just stick in there though
Really gotta say, when I was offered leftover Halloween candy for my office because I work for the government, that guy nailed civil service.
As I have found myself inadvertently quoting Ted Nugent, I had absolutely no impulse to pull an “um, actually…” about mammalian butchery, but now that you mention it—
Wait until you learn their meat is referred to as the “ribeye of the sky” and that they mate for life in the same day.
and thank goodness for that (make sure to keep voting, Wisconsinites, so this isn’t flipped on appeal!)
Ayah! Collective bargaining restored for public employees in Wisconsin! (As ever, suck it Scott Walker)
My dad cannot hear about dungeons and dragons without mentioning how he used to play as a kid. This year, my brother and I are conning him into a one-shot, should be great.