Ariana DiValentino

bluesky doesn’t deserve me smh

in seriousness, what do these scrub ass men think they’re offering in return? why, in their minds, would any woman sign on to “obey” them? why would anyone want that?

Lifestyle 31% of Gen Z men believe wife should 'obey her husband,' study finds 58 Sources • 3h ago United States

men deserve their loneliness epidemic

Turn On the Bright Lights — How New York City’s Eckhart Beer Co. is Making the Old New Again — Pellicle If you’ve been into beer for a while, then you’re probably getting used to saying goodbye. In 2025, more breweries in the U.S. closed than opened, and the same was true in 2024. New York City was no...

Eckhart Beer Co. in Bushwick, NY—a place of community and what look and sound like absolutely delicious crispy pints. Thank you @divalentinope.bsky.social for the escapism, the joy, and the hope.

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my pussy tastes
like pepsi cola
but he
drinks diet coke

yr damn right it’s the most important election of our lifetime, stop trying to hand it to the sex pest who stepped down from his last elected position in disgrace

tbh feels a little odd that a radio show that’s only platforming the independent candidates and not the actual democratic mayoral nominee is allowed to advertise incessantly in taxis but OK SUZANNE MILLER

positive covid test

guess who’s NOT ohio bound and NOT happy about it

Cindependent Film Festival 2025 Hexed Ariana DiValentino Official Selection

guess who's OHIO BOUND and HAPPY ABOUT IT!! #scriptsky #screenwriting

a man just poked my asscheek walking up the stairs at myrtle-broadway to “let me know” that my asscheek was showing. chivalry isn’t dead ladies <33333

listen i’m not trying to divert attention from the republican pedos but, DNC…glass house, guys

screenshot of Celtx scriptwriting software, showing a page count of 95 pages, woo!

it only took 31 years of life but i have finally completed a first draft of a feature screenplay :)

now to finish a second draft before i’m eligible for medicare!

just remembered when a former IDF soldier in my acting class said that will smith open-hand slapping chris rock is “disgusting” because “violence is never justified”

god i wish this app was twitter

lyrics to the bridge of Venus by Lady Gaga

if the evangelicals get to teach their kids that humans and dinosaurs were pals or whatever, i just don’t see why i can’t teach my kids that this is the correct order of the planets and you’re suppressing our culture (gay) by insisting otherwise

i think my wiring may be messed up because this breakfast sandwich tastes PERSISTENTLY like banana

bc like ruth i don’t think i manifested this

one of my exes has a brian the dog tattoo on his wrist

this is the good ex

they also really want to talk to you about major network adult animation of the 00s

if there’s anything i know about men, it’s that they will make you watch it’s always sunny

SOS a man is making me listen to stairway to heaven

bushwick is a place where you will see the most beautiful woman you have ever laid eyes on dressed like she just fell out of her little brother’s hamper

FOUND HIM (@ warsaw in october)

working on a lightly investigative piece and everyone is already so mad at me. consider not becoming a journalist if this is a problem for you

i swear to god, you guys, they’ve invented dip for athletes

now see this is exactly why i didn’t join the brooklyn cyclones cheer team

(i showed him this Tweet and now we are married)

absolute slut of a man next to me on the train (doing the nyt crossword)

everybody loooooves an authoritarian theocratic structure until it conflicts with their own beliefs

oh wait

this phenomenon of non-catholic conservatives fundamentally failing to grasp that the first cultural principle of catholicism is "father knows best" is evergreen humor