Awesome!!! So well-deserved!
06.03.2026 09:55
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Adam Tickell, UoB, thinks that students without A-Levels aren't 'capable of graduating' and wants to stop their access to student loans. This is a vile attitude. It's an attack on kids for who A-Levels aren't the answer at THAT point in time, and an attack on mature students returning to education.
06.03.2026 09:13
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There are two valid reasons why you can go to war.. this has neither.
06.03.2026 07:01
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This appalling fat cat wants to shut the door on all my mature students, many of whom left school after GCSE and give up a lot to go to university. I can tell him that theyβre the hungriest for education and far from being unable to graduate, they regularly get the highest grades. Hateful man.
06.03.2026 08:12
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Look what's turned up today!
#NewColumbone
#CenterBarks
With apologies to Center Parcs.
05.03.2026 19:56
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05.03.2026 19:55
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If Indiana Jones was made today, Indy would first lay his eyes on the Nazis and it would take a while to figure out whether they were Nazis/MAGA/ or the UK Labour Party.
05.03.2026 08:50
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Ah yes. Those were the days. When bad guys in movies and comics looked like that so we instinctively KNEW they were the bad guys.
05.03.2026 08:45
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Scrotnig (itβs a @2000ad.bsky.social word) Steve Dillon-esque cover by Mark Sexton for our current Judge Dredd story, βClimate Crisis.β
05.03.2026 08:23
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'... Which is why reform is desperately required'. Missing a capital R there, Shabana?
05.03.2026 08:38
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Shabana Mahmood- FASH(ion) icon.
05.03.2026 08:35
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I think they did that themselves when they forced out anyone on the Left.
05.03.2026 08:34
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Dear FIFA, I've got a great nominee for your inaugural FIFA War Prize.
05.03.2026 08:29
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04.03.2026 19:07
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FT headline 'UK to Further Curtail Rights of Asylum Seekers' with a picture of Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood walking in front of three single storey buildings. She is wearing a black military-ish coat with grey trim. It's a pretty cool coat, but it screams 'super villain'.
Yikes. She's even dressing militant.
05.03.2026 08:14
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Because approaching madness is the point here, of course.
04.03.2026 15:32
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Oh god. Double why?
Woollen undies, all the itchiness of a yeast infection without the cream.
04.03.2026 14:55
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Oh god. Why.
04.03.2026 14:54
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I just had the horrible thought of knitted lingerie. I'm blaming you.
04.03.2026 14:42
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The problem with fascism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' corpses.
04.03.2026 12:15
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1
[Scene is a GREGGS interior. A lone MAN, the only customer in the shop, is standing at counter]
MAN:
Please can I have a sausage roll.
2
GREGGS SHOP ASSISTANT:
Certainly sir
[She pulls a leaver on the panini machine and WOOSH the man disappears through a trapdoor].
Whoosh
3
[The MAN appears through a chute in an underground bunker. A voice from off-scene greets him]:
Welcome, friend
4
[We see the voice is of a military-looking resistance COMMANDER with a moustache]
COMMANDER:
You said "please can I have" instead of βcan I getββ¦
So now you're one of us.
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MAN:
W-where am I ...?
[We see him looking at a hi tech UNDERGROUND MILITARY BUNKER - it has resistance vibes, and has lots of screens with maps etc]
6
COMMANDER:
You've joined the resistanceβ¦
...against people saying things all American.
7
COMMANDER:
We are an underground network of sleeper agents poised to have a right go at young people the moment they say "mom" or "bangsβ.
8
LIEUTENANT [Staring at screen]:
Agent 244 has just given a Zoomer in Halifax the βcould/couldn't care less" speech, sir
COMMANDER:
Very good
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[Show the map of the UK with digital pop ups on it saying βGOTTENβ, βZEEβ, βMATHβ etc
COMMANDER:
You may have heard our name... We are...
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COMMANDER:
...the Fight Against New Yankee Pronunciations and Americanisms Corrupting the King's English!
11
[Show the military command center panel. It says on the wall in big metal letters]:
F.A.N.Y.P.A.C.K.E.
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MAN
You've called yourselves the 'Fanny Pack'
COMMANDER:
We didn't spot the acronym
[/end]
This took me fucking ages
02.02.2026 22:24
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a bright orange canvas jacket with bright blue, green, and magenta letters in a 3x4 pattern reading a b c d e f u c k i c e
finished embroidering my jacket :)
03.03.2026 23:27
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They would buy it in droves. It would provide a convenient get out clause for all the bastards who have gone quiet since.
04.03.2026 09:01
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Rachel Reeves is the ultimate 'I want to see the manager' who seems to not know she's the manager.
04.03.2026 09:00
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Most Reform members believe non-white UK citizens born abroad should be forced or encouraged to leave, poll finds
Nigel Farageβs recent efforts to woo centre-ground voters may cause tension in partyβs right flank, says Hope Not Hate
Make no mistake: this is where fascism starts.
It goes from here to banning people from working, and then from marrying "true" citizens.
This is not any kind of over-reaction: we have seen this before and we know where it ends.
Reform must be stopped at all costs.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
04.03.2026 08:05
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01.03.2026 15:47
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Reform UK are too weird to win
From Matthew Goodwin to Restore Britain, the online right aren't radical β they're cringe
Reform UK are too weird to win
From Matthew Goodwin to Restore Britain, the online right arenβt radical β theyβre cringe
02.03.2026 08:22
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28.02.2026 22:30
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