Wow, UCF permanent death penalty. Thank you Mr. President.
07.03.2026 03:15
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Wow, UCF permanent death penalty. Thank you Mr. President.
Hit the Trey Hendrickson button now @JasonLicht
Texas Tech dynasty incoming.
(Texas A&M will still finish 8-4)
A buddy cop movie with the Duck and Big Red, only both of them are the unserious partner that gets into hi-jinx.
Joey Samoey
Gimme 2
“We were supposed to be at the cemetery 15 minutes ago. The funeral director is PISSED.”
“Get on down to the old slick rhythm…”
I've been thinking about the Rangers' decision to display One Riot, One Ranger, and what it says about who this team is for. So I wrote about that. It's a big ol' bummer.
www.dmagazine.com/sports/2026/...
Memphis is another one of these programs at a crossroads in this era. It was hard enough to try and recapture the magic once Cal had left. Now there's fly by knight pop up great programs everywhere with $. what makes you any more special?
Penny Hardaway getting ran off the floor in what’s probably going to be his last game at FedEx Forum.
The Barq’s red crème soda is so glorious, they only release it in Louisiana and Cincinnati. The widespread public wouldn’t be able to handle it.
(Nervously looks around)
(Hits send)
GROW UP
Me every few months:
“Why are so many people talking about the San Antonio Spurs? They’re not even in the play..ohhhh, it’s soccer.”
When you’ve defeated all of the other uncs and have to battle the final boss…
What’s that Bob.
Also, Austin Theory is fired.
Paul Levesque, give me the book. I’ll turn this ship around immediately.
(I just put all of the belts on Lash Legend and quit the job immediately.)
“YO ASS BETTA CALL SOMEBODY” (the Stamford, CT, unemployment office)
Road Dogg calling Triple H:
“Hey man, why isn’t my key card working? I can’t get into the building.”
“OH YOU DIDN’T KNOW?!…”
Beyond time.
Rob Higgins has been great at USF so far because he’s going hyperspeed on all the stuff we should’ve been doing for the last 15-20 years. Also shout out to Michael Kelly, who was a great table setter.
Typical Canada tweet: love my teammates god is good!
India tweet: keep grindin
UK tweet: derp
US tweet: the enemy speaks kindly & holds a knife
An entire generation already cooked by YouTube algorithms and it’s going to get worse man.
Even when the current crop of ghouls finally leave this planet, we’re going to spend the rest of our lives fighting their children. And they’re bolder than their predecessors.
“I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots himself in the leg with his own gun…”
Yeah man. That’s how math works. The country had an opportunity to stop this in Nov. ‘24 and chose otherwise.
How you treat people below you is an accurate reflection of your character. Good riddance.