Matt Coleman

Dr. Tottenham is running 45 minutes late, but he will see you now 🧑‍⚕️

#TOTLEI

David Squires on … bold predictions for Australian football in 2025 Our cartoonist on the coaches, clubs, characters and collective crises set to define the new year

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @australia.theguardian.com

www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Two issues:

1. Tony's "blooding of new players" was chucking them into impossible sink-or-swim situations. 13 debutantes from 2021-23 have < 3 caps!

2. Matildas Mania became intoxicating for those who began their career playing in front of 3k crowds and have chased that feeling past their prime

Go well in retirement Fatman

Get back to us shortly

You Belong To The City

let's go Oscar ya mad dog 🇦🇺

THE LOSING STREAK IS OVAAAAAHHHHH #MCIFEY

To date, the only tackle I've ever celebrated with the same intensity as a last-minute winner

The other big question is: have you you been able to ascertain the subtle differences between Mike D's and Adrock's voices with any more certainty?

Spurs play Southampton in 3 weeks and they're just as likely to lose that one as they were to beat City.

An absolute performance-piece of a football club, how could anyone possibly support them and still retain their sanity

BIG ANGELOS 🇦🇺

these moving ones in the stairs though can fuck off

I have a controversial opinion — I actually think I find them less distracting than the single ones, because you're not losing the ball/player in the crowd as much

#SYDvWSW

Sky shirts and navy socks v red and black hoops and white shorts ONLY

This is the worst combination of kits in #SydneyDerby history, both teams need to take a good look at themselves

mum of Melon sitting in the O is very meta

WHAT a player

Joey that's the 2013-14 kit!

@socceroos.bsky.social away feat. @aleaguesnob.bsky.social

#SokkahBS #AwayBae

That's what we get for not killing the game off when we had the opportunity — particularly that Yengi chance.

A fluke goal and now a second a minute later and now Bahrain will stretch this out to be the longest final 20 minutes ever played

A shocker

#SokkahBS away

🇧🇭 v 🇦🇺

Hitting up all the refugees from NRL Twitter with the "where ya been! Oh, here's trouble!" when I see them on here like they've just walked into the pub

Somehow #SokkahBS seems much more fitting