The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.

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What a nightmare. The U.S. economy has been shedding jobs overall since April 2025. From May 2025 through February 2026, the net change in employment is now -19,000 jobs.

NEW: U.S. officials say Russia is providing Iran with intelligence to target American forces in the Middle East, including the locations of U.S. warships and aircraft, WaPo reports. Pete Hegseth recently said Russia is “not really a factor here.”

“They’re taking our jobs; they’re cooking our meth.”

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Yes. We’re earning so much peace that we’re essentially staring down the barrel of WW3.

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Yep.

Unfortunately, she was untrainable.

Hey Zinke, your xenophobia is showing.

The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.

I dunno about that, but he definitely liberated dozens of young school girls from their mortal coils.

Lolololol

Senator Markey 🎯

Something tells me this is gonna be a losing strategy.

Yes. Nothing says stable job market than negative job growth and an increase in unemployment.

Have at it, Maria. Head on over here and start moving those tankers.

He’s always been a bit deranged and crazy, but he’s gone full tilt stark raving mad.

Good luck with that. Iran ain’t Venezuela.

Kristi Noem claiming she "ushered in the golden age of travel" is a perfect example of how MAGA is assaulting the plain meaning of words

If the government gets to decide if you have them, they're not human rights.

Like Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

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#DJT #DJ6T #FDJ6T #PantsOnFireDJ6T

The White House seems to think Trump's war with Iran is a video game.

The White House shared a video online promoting its ongoing operations. In addition to using real footage from recent attacks, the video includes a killstreak animation from 2023's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.

Yeah, this clip will certainly be shown as evidence at the trials.