『D4C』

End-of-February update (35 films)

Nerd tangent, but I love how the Empire is now using outdated models in the Mando Movie. Furthers the idea that they’re scrapped together and unorganized.

Like repurposing Clone AT-RTs, vehicles that have been retired for 30 years, or the AT-AT prototype from Rebels, instead of the movie variant.

End-of-January update (17 films)

We begin anew, and we're off to a phenomenal start rn.

There is not. There was a December release slot attached at one point but nothing was ever given to that slot and it was quietly removed from the slate several years ago.

Once

so you’re telling me
we couldn’t get David Fincher
or Vince Gilligan
or Guillermo Del Toro
or Steven Soderberg
BUT SHAWN FUCKING LEVY WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM???

fuck.

As you should, as you should. I, for one, will be there day one.

My 15 most anticipated films of 2026

While I'm at it, I might as well share my thoughts on current events.

Morbius will return in Avengers: Secret Wars

and the cycle begins again

My top 10 most anticipated films of 2026

End of December (the final) update (148 films)

Had one hell of a run this year. I beat my record from last year by exactly one film. Can't wait to do it all again next year.

I do not like this timeline we live in

Why can Mr Beast commit mass amounts of workplace abuse and get multiple seasons for his shitty game show whilst The Acolyte gets canned because obese middle aged white dudes are afraid of minorities

Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more

Them mfs pretending like it wasn’t a desperate decision to make more money 😭

Seeing him and Andrew Tate get the everloving shit beaten out of them brings me great joy

they made me suffer through this slop before avatar

THE GOAT IS BACK IN BUSINESS WITH ANOTHER BANGER

I just wanted the Acolyte season 2 and 3. Not stupid AI.

Despite everything, it is still only barely in the bottom three

It was absolutely horrendous. Scott Cawthon is now two for two with giving us the most atrociously empty screenplays ever written.

Oh that’s not good

Oh I’m gonna have so much fucking fun slandering this to hell and back. I’m gonna tear it apart. FNAF fans will hate me and consistently pull the redundant “it’s for the fans” defense, and I am going to bask in their rage. It’s going to be GLORIOUS.

Isn’t Endless Waltz the one in the double feature with that IBO mobile game movie

Not at all, I just gotta watch like 13 more films, and I'll have plenty of time this month

I gotta beat my 2024 record (147)

End of November (the penultimate) update (135 films)