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Tony D'Angelo has been in NXT for nearly five years now.

This is like asking the NCAA for a 7th year of eligibility.

We should bring back sweatpants and polos like Jean-Claude Van Damme was rocking in Bloodsport

The worst people you remember back home are commenting on Iran now.

Coincidentally, they also have the worst takes on Iran.

I'm just going to leave my clocks the way they are.

I'm not going to be an hour late. They're going to be an hour early.

Grab daylight saving by the testicles and show it who's boss this year.

Identify the countries that gave into unconditional surrender to the United States since 1950.

I'll wait.

Wait what do you mean Abbott does naked yoga #ThePitt

Yes, Kristi Noem is corrupt. Yes, she's a terrible human.

Her boss, however, is worse by fleecing way more money and harming way more lives.

Part of me feels like they're using women intentionally as scapegoats. Mullin will be even more of a bootlicker and shitty policies will stay in place.

Markwayne Mullin giving up a cushy Senate seat that would have been his for a long time for a job he's not remotely qualified to do sure is a choice.

That post-DHS job must be highly lucrative.

Wait are you telling me Kristi Noem is talking live and has no idea she was fired from her DHS position?!?

Hahahaha

It is wild they can just be like “next man up” with the Senate because Trump and Co. knows John Fetterman has their backs for the time being.

That and Oklahoma probably won’t vote for a Democrat in a special election

So Trump is dropping Kristi Noem from DHS after all her corruption and citizens being murdered under her watch.

In her place, literally the dumbest Senator in DC with Markwayne (real name) Mullin.

Should go fine.

Conservatives: “we must start this holy war in Iran so our Lord and Savior Jesus can come back because some guy in the 1800s made up things”

Jesus: what in the Jehoshaphat is wrong with you? Seek help. You know nothing of my work.

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This week's Scrubs episode had a wrestling fantasy and I want, nay NEED, Tony Khan to get Zach Braff, Donald Faison, and Sarah Chalke to come to AEW

Shrinking and Scrubs both got me tearing up

I know Bill Lawrence has been around for decades, but I feel like he's really hit his stride in the 2020s between those and Ted Lasso

Everytime Wheeler Yuta removes his headgear

#AEWDynamite #AEW

Don’t talk to me if you don’t know how to serenade with this agenda like it’s an old washboard

Actions always speak louder than words when it comes to supporting military and veterans. That also applies to politicians that have served like Tim Sheehy.

He just showed to me and millions of other veterans what he really thinks when Sheehy helped shatter this Marine veteran's arm.

We're not at war, but we're also at war and have been for 50 years.

Schrödinger's War.

One thing AI cannot do:

Create a research topic based on one random ass scene from one episode of a TV show in a field not even remotely related to what you're watching and now you're stun locked on how you can turn that into publishable material.

People tend to forget he had a multiyear feud with the Million Dollar Corporation.

Mainly because it was mostly focused on the urn.

Kentucky, I hope you understand the assignment after last night.

Get Charles Booker across the finish line this May against Amy McGrath in the Democratic Senate Primary.

This isn't a "may the best Dem win" contest btw

Whoa hold on. I live in 1989 and just saw this commercial on my local Fox station about this new race called the Borg that implied they were bad.

I knew that bastard Q was trying to start shit. I'm sure they'll be allied with the Enterprise and go on wacky adventures now.

oh no not again

Started to collect more music and got these today

With the Republicans neutering the renewable energy sector last year, I sure hope there’s no unintended consequences of tha…hold on I’ve just been given a message

Remember who the US Ambassador to Israel is.

Mike Huckabee. Yes the same evangelical Mike Huckabee that would attack Hillary Clinton every second he could and has a nepo baby as the Governor of Arkansas.

“It's not called champagne" ass press release

Not sure how to explain that it's stupid to use Kalshi, Polymarket, or anything else like that as a barometer in politics and no one should listen to you if you share that type of shit.

I guess that's an alright explanation. Nevermind.

Because everything needs to be worse.

I need you to do one thing today if you're out and see people trying to hoard gasoline as a knee-jerk reaction.

Film the ones that are putting gas into totes, plastic bags, and any other container that isn't safe.

I need a laugh, and that'll do it.