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Talks about stuff. May say nice things. Loveable, loyal, motivated by bacon. MMA (UFC) | Puroresu (AEW, WWE) | Lakers | Dodgers | Vegas Golden Knights | Raiders

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Bellato Gellato. #UFC326

07.03.2026 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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#UFC326

07.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sources are telling me that the UFC fights are going to last until like 2 am tonight in NYC and I'm wondering how anyone who enjoys sports lives here.

No wonder y'all are so damn cranky.

07.03.2026 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Not sure I've ever seen that video clip of Big Show Paul Wight gorilla pressing Kane (or fake Kane?) and throwing him out of the ring before. Holy shit.

07.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miyu Yamashita vs Jamie Hayter go to a time limite draw again after being given 5 more minutes. Run it back at AEW Forbidden Door? #WomenBehavingBadly

06.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Hayter vs Miyu Yamashita goes to a time limit draw after 20 minutes. Now she's politicking the booker Will Ospreay to let them go 5 more minutes. And he does. #WomenBehavingBadly

06.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Following a burlesque performance with Jamie Hayter vs Miyu Yamashita. This is my kind of pro wrestling. #AEW #WomenBehavingBadly

06.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WrestleMania could use a halftime burlesque show. Just saying. #WomenBehavingBadly

06.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Willow Nightingale is defending the AEW TBS Title against Nina Samuels at Wrestle Queendom? Well alrighty. #WomenBehavingBadly #WrestleQueenDom

06.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jack Daniel Hellie? Christopher James Weidman? #UFC326 #WeighInShow

06.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jonathan Majors returning to act in a movie produced by Ben Shapiro. He was Kang The Conqueror. This timeline is so stupid. lol

06.03.2026 17:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao man's was like "meh, ballpark."

06.03.2026 17:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But for real...HOW? The spelling is not even close. lmao

06.03.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'know that "Whole house mad" meme? Sean Ross Sapp vs Lucha fans, just saw Luke Thomas read Mike Coppinger for filth, Pearl Gonzalez at Carla Jade.

Folks out here choosing violence. Lmao

Not gonna lie. I am sports entertained.

06.03.2026 16:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Raiders are about to release Geno Smith after ONE season with him. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

06.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need Raider Nation to be emotionally prepared for Las Vegas to trade Maxx Crosby.

06.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need Raider Nation to be emotionally prepared for Las Vegas to trade Maxx Crosby.

06.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So to answer my own question turns out @jedkmeshew.bsky.social suggested Francis Ngannou vs Gabe Steveson on the Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano card.

That's insane. But I'm listening. lol

06.03.2026 15:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure Nakisa Bidarian and Jake Paul are hitting up Francis Ngannou to get him on the Rousey vs Carano card. But right now I can't think of who he'd fight that's intriguing enough besides old UFC opponents.

06.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey you, wanna fuck?

โ€ฆโ€ฆup some tacos with me?

05.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 248 ๐Ÿ” 16 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

DELIA DEETZ?! lol

06.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

PFL MMA released Francis Ngannou? He and the UFC need to make nice ASAP.

Tom Aspinall? Jon Jones? Alex Pereira? Hmm. ๐Ÿค”

06.03.2026 13:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sick of the Lakers losing to the Nuggets every time I watch.

06.03.2026 05:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The commentary crew for Lakers vs Nuggets on Amazon Prime is Stan Van Gundy, Ian Eagle and Steve Nash. First time I'm hearing Nash be a color analyst. So far I think he's good.

06.03.2026 05:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too much hero shots from 3 for the Lakers. Get to the rim LeBron.

06.03.2026 05:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C'mon Reaves. Make that free throw.

06.03.2026 05:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LeBron landed and hit his left elbow on a cameraman's foot.

06.03.2026 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

NO GET UP LEBRON!

06.03.2026 05:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take care of the ball, Lakers. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

06.03.2026 05:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Luka Doncic. Ridiculous.

06.03.2026 05:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0