@hamsternaut
Jo π§ they/them π§ 25+ π§ MDNI π§ π°π· π§ anti-genAI Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals
*shows up late to the office with some cheese in my mouth*
My co-workers: JO WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU
Me:
I had 5 coworkers worry about me and ask where I was because I never miss work and rarely work from home.
A couple of them messaged me in panic.
It's a little cute and endearing that people noticed I was gone and cared so much about me
this is all the gen 2 team sprites if they coughed
Wanna be sandwiched in-between both of them
I wish I was Leon and Ada's problematically young partner
donβt ever lose sight of whatβs important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)
So I'm speaking to a pro here
Staring at my bonus like...
Bills or video game merch?
How bad would it be to spend my work bonus this month on merch of my husband
Yes I am an adult with adult money
Listen, I'm basically 30 years old
Do I get a Leon Kennedy body pillow to keep me comfort at night?
I took 4 hours off work today to go to the doctor and you would not believe how many missed calls I have despite telling my clients and coworkers that I am NOT HERE UNTIL AFTER LUNCH
I wish I was at home with my wife Leon Kennedy, but no, I have to "work" at my "job" π
Is it normal to want to cry every time a client texts you? Because I love my clients
Wow... In just 2 weeks my friends are going to be my neighbours in the unit above me
YIPPEE
It's my day off
Why am I awake
i've been seeing the r word a lot more frequently lately even by people on the left and personally i think we should leave that one in the past
I ate it and I was like :/
The entire time
Why did I make corn chili if I don't like corn
Why don't I just buy pokeopia and then let you borrow my switch 2?
Thank you to my steamdeck because my laptop can't run anything more complicated than pixel games
Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo
some drawing advice that is very serious
gustavitos βΌοΈ (ahora acaba2)
My last client of today was nearly crying when she began talking to me but by the end she was laughing and smiling and kept saying she wanted to give me the biggest hug. I'm so honoured that I'm able to have the job that I do.
God damn
My job can be stressful but it is so rewarding
I really hold my clients in high regard and want to do right by them
when heβs strong and fast and also fresh from the fight π«¦
3/4 of the squad is about to be living in the same apartment. Now Ko just needs to move into the last unit and it'll be complete