Dennis, a 7 week old black kitten, standing on my couch and looking out the front window for the first time
Dee, a 7 week old black kitten, standing on my couch and looking out the front window for the first time
I assume these expressions are ptsd from remembering being born outside
also I genuinely do not understand how any kitten survives without constant human intervention, these lil bubs are so goddamn FRAGILE
the kittens have a touch of the runs so they had to eat high calorie food yesterday and my god, they were not fucking around with those calories, these dudes gained an ounce and a half over night despite having weird poops, true champs
Take a moment to read this essay by Daryl Hannah and then take the rest of your life to boycott Ryan Murphy's hit job, "Love Story."
Just the latest "debased on a true story" garbage from Murphy, who famously kept his productions going during the writers strike.
anyway if I get shot tonight the photo of their license plate is on my phone, it’s been real 🫠🫠
this was actually the second time they came by, but the first time was a big muscley dude so you know I was not answering and then this time I guess was the girlfriend and she came through the gate all the way to the door so kiiiiiinda forced the issue
anxiety calls the shots again: the car towee banged on my front door demanding an explanation!
she was like why would you do that when there was enough room to get out and I was like well… because there wasn’t
but fuck I wish I had said …so you admit you were parked in my driveway, lol
Please repost if any of your followers might be able to connect me with a smallish, non-official dog rescue type group in the Los Angeles area. Los Angeles proper, the actual city. Looking for folks who might be willing to approach a family with neglected dogs and negotiate purchase/rehoming/etc.
so what’s the betting line on noem filing for divorce // do we think she makes like a $250k bet on it happening the night before she files the papers herself
saw a bus ad for the Friend AI pendant thing that was like “I’ll binge your favorite tv show with you” and if that ain’t the saddest use case, my god, just watch tv by yourself and yell your opinions into the void on social media like a goddamn human bean
devastating: the kittens untied the bow on my moccasin, and that shit NEVER reties correctly, my sacrifice is the greatest sacrifice in history
I apologized to the no nonsense parking lady for getting the car towed and she said “listen, they don’t care, so why should you?” and you know what generally that’s not great but in this instance YES OKAY YES
“oh, your new double decker mini bus I created for you? You’re so welcome!”
the annoying thing is auto repair shops use my street to park their busted up projects half the time, so I’m like 75% confident this is not a real person’s car, in which case I should be LEGALLY OBLIGATED to cut it in half, for the good of the people, lololol
A giant fucking asshole car parked across a third of my driveway so I cannot actually leave my house
gives me such agita to have a car towed but this is over the top - if 30% of your car is in my driveway for 24 hours, ya gurl is makin a PHONE CALL
the part of one battle after another I can’t stop thinking about is just that the French 75 is such a good name, but it’s such a good name I think people would get caught because they couldn’t stop themselves from makin merch
America does indeed run on it, a great call by the ol patriots at dunkin
I think there’s a real possibility we end up in a cobweb of corporate nation states and I could do worse than be drafted into the Dunkin First Battalion, I could fight that war
I guess they’ve already got the tradwives lined up to plant victory gardens, so why not complete the tableau 🙄🙄
excuse me, torpedoes? have I awoken in 1918
Two, six week old black kittens snuggled up on top of each other on my shoulder/under my chin while I lay in bed
the kittens have gotten so big and yet? so tiny
Me, sitting outside, with a very clear line of wet clay splatters across my tshirt where the tiny pottery wheel splooged clay all over the room
“it’s small so it won’t be messy” - me, a dang idiot with a tiny pottery wheel that is still, in fact, predicated on a bunch of wet dirt flying around
Three vacuum cleaners arranged in a circle by a fire hydrant on the side of the road in sunny Los Angeles
got to see a power vacuum in person, what a treat
at book club, the book involved an AI robot character (I didn’t read it, lol) and my friend Jess said something along the lines of “as long as there is a single human being on earth, you cannot make me care about a robot” and I’ve been thinking about it a lot!
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you’re all welcome that I have just enough self preservation to not post a photo of my bellybutton on the internet, so just trust me when I say that my bellybutton got flattened out from surgeries but I lost a lil weight so it’s kind of reemerging as a bellybutton. we (bellybuttons) are so back
I’m a little relieved that my cousin in Dubai works for McKinsey because I trust McKinsey - McKinsey! - can keep her safer than the us government is willing to
I have half a mind to volunteer myself for this audience just so I can stand up and say A FANDOM FOR WHAT, lol
that’s the other part! like, I get it, the doctor’s time is valuable, etc etc etc but it gave me SO MUCH ANXIETY to have to pay for the session whether I started crying in minute 50 or minute 3, like I was literally leaking money out of my eyes, lol
