hot pocket papi

I was told today we post our ass cheeks for the world to enjoy…here they are.

Guess I’ll get ready for work then…

This was such a good job by the NYT's Shawn McCreesh.

He asked a very pointed and direct question to Trump about the school bombing, leading the president to corner himself (was he claiming the US sold Iran Tomahawks???) before admitting he doesn't "know enough" and will abide by the final report.

Here’s my proof 😌

In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

Earlier this year leaked video showed the inhumane conditions at the Baltimore ICE Holding Facility.

Today we conducted an unannounced oversight visit.

Here's some of what we learned:

love when ppl say I have no credibility like yesss I’m incredible thank you!!!

Trump: All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are right now walking around with no legs.

When you forgot you made plans, but your friends won’t let you cancel.

Sign: eat his hole

don’t have to tell me twice

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This experiment of putting the worst people in charge of government should be over.

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This is the most blasé admission of a war crime by a US president in history.

Trump has just disclosed, without prompting, that the US Military committed a war crime - literally just to brag & make his Republican audience laugh about unnecessarily killing 100+ Iranians instead of capturing them.

Trump says US Navy sank Iran's warship off the coast of Sri Lanka because "it's more fun" to sink ships than capture them.

Squirtle on the floor with the text above that reads: un..uncut d*cks

Same, sis.

3 Prosecutors Are Running U.S. Attorney’s Office Unlawfully, Judge Rules The ruling, which found that the three-person leadership team in New Jersey’s federal prosecutor’s office was illegal, will again throw the direction of the office into question.

The Justice Department had unlawfully delegated the powers of the U.S. attorney in New Jersey to a three-person team, a federal judge said on Monday, again throwing the future of the New Jersey federal prosecutor’s office into question.

The reason Trump TACOs is because he doesn’t have a brain or coherent goals and follows the path of least resistance. One problem with the war is that backing out entails considerable resistance: from his own appointees, from Israel, from world leaders who will claim he lost.

Does ditto lowkey give dumb hung smile?

It’s warm out who wants to kiss and ride it crazy style

my pokémon is just like me fr

Squirtle passed out on dried grass… mumbling “bi…big booty latinos…”

Kip!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

It's wild every stranger is a person with a story. Like, relax.

Fight cloud and distorted face are going to be regulars in my repertoire

Get a load of this cute dork

everyone’s out walking their dogs, people are on their bikes, the park parking lot is full …. 🥰🥰🥰🥰 i love the first nice day after a miserable winter

I think Lapras is legit the only Ice-type I’ve seen in Pokopia… damn even the Pokémon world got hit with global warming