Bert Shaboigen

@no-lie

Troubleshooter. Shooter of troubles. Very humble, well endowed mega-genius. (Deceased)

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Latest posts by Bert Shaboigen @no-lie

That’s shocking.
Negotiations
Didn’t work

#haiku #haikuthenews

03.03.2026 23:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump says Keir’s
No Winston Churchill
‘Cos he died

#haiku #haikuthenews

03.03.2026 23:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poll numbers are low
Hypersonic ballistics
Hopefully that works

#haiku #haikuthenews

03.03.2026 23:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actively trying to interact here now. So what if it’s like shouting into a cupboard before you go shopping. It’s better than shouting down the toilet.

24.02.2026 12:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man wearing a red hat and suspenders is sitting in a car . ALT: a man wearing a red hat and suspenders is sitting in a car .

24.02.2026 12:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Some people can still make it to the end of a Guardian opinion piece. I am very much not one of them.

24.06.2025 11:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And you don’t seem to be questioning how anyone could possibly know that yet? Just blindly publishing his press statements without making any effort towards journalism.

22.06.2025 02:45 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Centrist nightmare fuel

30.05.2025 16:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just spear-tackle the archbishop at the right moment and seize control from the missus. Easy peasy.

13.05.2025 15:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mordor. Tough place to go

23.03.2025 08:58 👍 988 🔁 271 💬 24 📌 36