well-behaved omegas rarely make history

meanwhile i didn’t go to a single conference for all of grad school because the asia center (same university btw) only had the budget to send one person and they obviously sent my advisor. so like you know what. fuck your stupid $500 tube. buy a thousand of them since you have the money for it

i went to M’s meeting with his advisor [for context he is a STEM field PhD student & i work as his little eunuch], and his advisor said “you should go [x conference], i think you’ll have a lot of fun” and M was just like “alright sick, i’ll book the flights and hotels on the department card tonight”

fuck it. i don’t feel bad about breaking the expensive tube anymore

omg… i would love nothing more than to go on a noncon vacation with you ❤️

Rereading my old fics and fic WIPs

😭

(exaggerating for tragicomic effect} why does no one in the whole entire world care about ******** **** except for me...

when you want to unwind at the end of a long day but the specific fic you have in mind to read in order to unwind does not actually exist <<<

that looks sooooooooooo yummy omg

GOT A NOTIFICATION THAT SELLER WHO LEFT ME ON READ LOWERED THE PRICE SO I MESSAGED HIM AGAIN AND COPPED 💪

that said M (my friend/roommate/coworker) and i coined a new version of "live and learn" that i think will see a lot of usage around these parts: "die and change nothing"

was having a really wretched morning and then my bus got violently rear-ended... and now everything's looking up by comparison!

fuck my stupid baka extractivism life

just had an interview for an extremely prestigious fellowship thing that i was shortlisted for... but i absolutely flubbed it by talking about mining too much 😭

ughhhh i feel like that's so scummy though...

#TBT to when i sent this to my partner and she was like "what? didn't he give someone a bible?" and i was like wtf are you talking about before i realized that she was thinking of mark lee 😭

screenshot of tiktok comments original comment: is it bad that im sitting in bed weeping because I want Lee know to go to heaven 😭 reply (from person with cross emoji in their user lmfao): ITS NOT DONT WORRY I FEEL YOU keep praying God hears ourprayers and I believe many kpop artist will grow closer to God and get saved and know Jesus subsequent reply: i hope God listens to my prayers and actually reveals Himself to Leeknoww

i love this screenshot sooooooo much you guys literally don't even know

working in a lab is literally heaven for precocious boys with lots of energy to burn

also i had SO much fun at work today. i filled and hauled a huge tank of liquid nitrogen… and then i made a bunch of titanium dioxide paste… and then i looked at a bunch of samples with the SEM 😃

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my lab at work is 50% chinese nationals and 50% white granolas… i literally feel like lisan al ghaib sent from another world to bridge the divide

screenshot of email reading Hi Melanie, Unfortunately if I can’t get my “castrate all skiers” made I must find an alternative sticker supplier. Love yalls service though! Xoxo, [name redacted]

MAKESTICKERS.COM HAS FALLEN TO WOKE!!!!!

for the record eli and i did 2026 BL ins/outs right at the beginning of the year and she did predict the winny-saying divorce happening this year… so some of us weren’t surprised 👁️

do you know someone with a costco card? make them take you... this is my unemployed loser trick and it always works

100% pure class. Our First Lady Beautiful classy lady!! She's so classy She is 100% a class act stunning first lady

my honest reaction to this look

also this would obviously be best with cold brew... just working with what i have here

really into this w/ raspberry lime seltzer rn

half fruity seltzer + half black coffee + splash of milk... it's actually fire

傷心欲絕 Wayneʻs So Sad【應該】歌詞版MV Lyric Video YouTube video by 滾石唱片 ROCK RECORDS

don't even care. let's all explode

noncon / “stop, you’re hurting me” in a sex scene 😋