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Why does this matter? El Niño adds to climate change, shifting temperature + rainfall patterns around the world. That in turn affects wildfire, flood and drought risk; food, water, and health; and can even double the risk of civil conflict in tropical regions (Source: www.nature.com/articles/nat...)
bonus Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown
"FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…"
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I'm telling you if you have a small animal that eats hay, get on Craigslist or find a local feed store that will sell you small square bales - they're 50 or 100lbs depending on where you live, and will save you enormous amounts of money.
Twitter post from Lindsey Shmindsey (@shminsington) that says: Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest shit I ever wrote. With a picture of a magnet poem on a fridge that says: moon drunk monster beautiful and strange howl your melancholy question and tell me which you dread more the echo or the answer
This poem is so beautiful.
20% of world chili supply cut off with closure of Strait of Hormel
"Covid will be over in two weeks. Gone by Easter"
"We're signing a health care plan within two weeks"
"They’re dying, Russians & Ukrainians. I want them to stop dying. I’ll have that done — I’ll have that done in 24 hours"
Based on his record, this isn’t ending anytime soon.
Certain dudes are still upset with me when I said in 2012 that here in the US, being a straight white male is living on the lowest difficulty setting of life. From here on out I'm just going to refer them to these DOGE staffer depositions, and then tell them to go fuck themselves.
Hire American workers, and pay a living wage to do the job. Is your business dependent on low wages and imported labor to make a profit? That makes it a “you” problem.
Reminder that people who had high trust in Musk and Doge scored high in "need for chaos" in our research:
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Tweet from Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz: Justice has been done. I welcome the decision of the Chief Military Prosecutor, Major General Itai Ofir, to close the Sde Teiman cases against IDF soldiers and to cancel the indictment against them. This trial was born in sin by the previous Military Advocate General, using a blood libel against IDF soldiers and criminal investigation methods, and I am glad that justice has been done and the trial has been canceled. The role of the IDF's legal system is to protect and safeguard IDF soldiers who engage heroically in war against cruel monsters, and not the rights of the terrorists of Hamas. I am convinced that the decision will lead to a new path.
The Defense Minister of Israel says it was "blood libel" to go after Israeli soldiers caught on camera raping a Palestinian.
Don’t worry, 47 will turn on that spigot once Canada becomes the 51st state, and the spice will flow…I mean water.
Massive ridge west of the Rockies. Snowpack will be gone, and more drought conditions lock in with El Niño. So much for Hoover Dam getting enough water.
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
Comparative anatomy illustration showing different mammal species bones where all the knees point in the same direction, as they always have. Taken from the paper "Comparative anatomy and morphology of the knee in translational models for articular cartilage disorders. Part I: Large animals"
Comparative anatomist expert witness at the Furries v. Subscribestar trials:
Your honor, as exhibit A clearly demonstrates, all mammals have "human-like knee orientation." It is only the relative proportions of the limb segments that change.
Do I have anyone who's going to be attending THE GUY WHO DIDN'T LIKE MUSICALS on the West End? They've just released their merch menu, and I really, really want a Beanie's Coffee mug.
It’s the Royal “we”, as used by a king…
Repost this if you're making a lot of money from rising oil prices
Detail from AFTERNOON SHADOWS featuring a redheaded woman in a white dress standing in the ivy covered ruins of an abbey. She holds her hand palm up as if releasing a stream of butterflies that wind upwards in an S-shaped curve.
Close detail from AFTERNOON SHADOWS featuring a woman in a white gown with a lavender sash tied at her waist. Her hair is red and short which contrasts the tall ruined wall of the abbey in front of her that is now overgrown with ivy. Through breaks in the wall we can see the calm sea but the sky over the horizon is gray with hints of orange. Above a thick cloud layer the sky is blue and bright, providing a different outlook depending on where you look. Her head is turned to the side level with the horizon as sunlight casts long shadows past her in the abbey.
We erect monumental structures in an attempt to outlast the progress of the ages, but everything must pass in the end, whether it be the fleeting lives of butterflies or slow erosion of edifices of stone. 2/2
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See @chrisgeidner.bsky.social on that.
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as I left the house to go the grocery store, one plumber had just arrived to look at the WC, a one person job.
just got home and there’s now three plumbers sitting quietly and staring
“….so I said, “well, it just sounds like you’re feeding Littoral Combat Ships to the mines,” and then his daughter started crying.”
Utility safety concerns about plug-in solar panels prompted 5 states to delay votes on enabling legislation. Germany has 1.2 million balcony solar panels registered with no safety problems reported. Here's my @npr.org story: www.npr.org/2026/03/12/n...
I found a local sewing machine place that not only will tune up my machine, but THEY HAVE HOURLY MACHINE RENTAL ON SITE. For heavy duty machines.
Sharing the link for my locals.
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Amazing, btw.
Father Teaches Son How To Shave Him
Father Teaches Son How To Shave Him https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-shave-him-1819579605/
that twitter billionaire's dumbass grok image proposing oil transfer by land through what looks like oman and uae, both currently in range of iranian drones and missiles. the trucks have been replaced by a giant slip n' slide running between the ships and a caption that reads "Pour Oil into Giant Slip n' Slide"
Can this be a solution?
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