OtterK9 🐺

Damn. Triggering flashbacks to the time -- at age 6 -- I walked in on my preturnaturally-hairy 17-year-old uncle taking a bath. That flipped a switch 🥵

1: "Need a little help there, dad?"
2: "Yeah -- feels good, huh?"

Woke up from surgery to this. Still not sure if I made it -- or if this is what the afterlife looks like

*makes motorboat noises*
🍑🥵

"Duuuude. Hell yeah, I'll hop in"

Shit. I think I overshot the runway ...

My mom kept sending me pics of the snow that just. Wouldn't. Melt.

LOL. Travel safe. (Was the snow all gone up there yet?)

Buddy -- you work the clutch; I'll shift

Shirtless wolf dad enjoying a preview of spring and a cigar

First shirtless afternoon of the year. 80°F (27°C) in north Georgia. We springin' forward y'all 🌞

Uh ... that's the only way it's gonna happen. But I'm willing to give it a go 🥵

Goin' in for the trifecta, bro

Cleanup on aisle "me"

Yep -- defo bear 🐻

My vote is for #4 (and anything beyond) 🐻🫠

Want that to melt in my mouth, not in my hands. (No, no -- what's *behind* the bunny 😉)

Sending (non-metal) hugs, BT ... and maybe a quick pit sniff
🐽😉

Found it.

You know entirely too much, sir

Windows are the shit. I once gave up a huge interior office for the smallest one in the building because ... daylight

Me and ... somebody 😉💛

*knock-knock*
"Room service ..."

Happy birthday ... and keep goin'. From experience, 60 will feel like the new 40 😉

The Offerman Effect? LOL (I'm not mad about this in the least)

Looks like you're extending the stache era a bit

Good boy. How 'bout we take turns with our bones?

Which side do you need help with, pup?

Turned it up in my dad's car every time it played. I think that's when my parents knew 🤔

You score! (Donna Summer or Richard Harris?)

Annoyed wolf in aisle 43 at Home Depot -- after having his happy song sing-along interrupted by a recorded message hawking a sale on shovels

Really, Home Depot? You interrupt the chorus of "Moonlight Feels Right" with an in-store promotional announcement? Sacrilege!