reading this in an Alvin voice
reading this in an Alvin voice
Nearly-5yo was not impressed by his dad’s explanation that his bike lock was ~technically~ a permutation lock, not a combination lock.
already does tbh
As a Californian I would like to say that everyone knows this sort of state-to-country comparison is completely bogus and presenting it with anything like a straight face lowers us all. Telling pretty lies where “well, everyone knows how we mean it” is bad, actually. www.gov.ca.gov/2025/04/23/c...
It's been about ten years since my brain started quietly singing ZOtero zoTERo to the tune of the Totoro theme every time I open the app and I would like to file a complaint
my tea recipe: add teabag to hot water. steep until you find it again later