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The home of the Kingdom of the Pinguwalda in this realm. Worshippers of the Great Pancakey God. Account run by the Serf of the Pinguwalda, who is a mask wearer and covid-informed citizen - so please avoid me if you somehow feel threatened by that.

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amma wrong then?

12.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

let’s look at the evidence shall we…

rodent, aged (almost) 50, still a pisshead, still infuriating

likelihood of change = 0

12.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

At the start
of the pandemic’s
first year
I hoped
it would not last
too long.

At the start
of the pandemic’s
third year
I hoped
it would not last
much longer.

Here at the start
of the pandemic’s
seventh year
I just hope
that I can last.

12.03.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Black poster with white and bright pink text. At the top is the WHN logo text: β€œwhn.global”. Large white text in the center reads: β€œCOVID infections are not harmless.” Below, in bright pink text: β€œCOVID-19 infections may cause cumulative harm. Long-term effects from infection are known as Long COVID.” At the bottom, in white text: β€œWorld Health Network - Science for a safer, healthier world.”

Black poster with white and bright pink text. At the top is the WHN logo text: β€œwhn.global”. Large white text in the center reads: β€œCOVID infections are not harmless.” Below, in bright pink text: β€œCOVID-19 infections may cause cumulative harm. Long-term effects from infection are known as Long COVID.” At the bottom, in white text: β€œWorld Health Network - Science for a safer, healthier world.”

COVID infections are not harmless. Research shows that initial and repeated COVID-19 infections can increase the risk of long-term health problems affecting multiple organ systems. Preventing infection and reinfection helps reduce these risks.

#COVID #LongCOVID #InfectionPrevention #PublicHealth

12.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him ALT: a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him
12.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i was thinking someone actually coachable…

12.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i’ll tell my Japanese friend that next time i see her!

(just find me some fecking loaded coaching clients will ya!)

12.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is talking about tom hank ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking about tom hank
12.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of horses are walking in a circle ALT: a group of horses are walking in a circle

i’m sure Mrs Ratbag has some respectable ones, yes :-D yours are probably all fellow sewer dwellers…

12.03.2026 18:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a nun wearing a black jacket and a white collar is making a funny face ALT: a nun wearing a black jacket and a white collar is making a funny face

oh i dunno, not being down with the ”kids”, being teetotal, being a card-carrying doomer - that kinda thing

12.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall ALT: elmo from sesame street standing in front of a wall

don’t worry, wouldn’t dream of cramping your style - although actually, you’re as ancient as the serf now so it wouldn’t matter

12.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman blows a kiss while holding a stack of cards ALT: a woman blows a kiss while holding a stack of cards

we shall check the tarot for clues about this mischief!

12.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink jacket says " yeah but no but yeah " in a store ALT: a woman in a pink jacket says " yeah but no but yeah " in a store
12.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i was thinking more about the fact that i almost burnt down the kitchen making it…

12.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how can i forget it when it’s on such a CONSPICUOUS day!

12.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and your sarky comments will NOT be appreciated on this occasion, egregious rodent @poisonousratbag.bsky.social!

12.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I suppose the oven may have been protesting on account of the pineapple!

12.03.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

indeed - i have learned my lesson!

12.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, got a bit of a shock when i saw it had caught light - good job i was quick to douse it with a glass of water!

12.03.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bit of an unplanned ignition incident with some baking parchment - my pizza may be soggy but at least the kitchen didn’t go up in flames.

12.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

we’ll remember this when considering your birthday present…

12.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not my best work, but I guess it can't be every time. Only the wrap-up session to go next time and then I am clientless - but that's easily rectified.

12.03.2026 17:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

no, but i used to have an office close to where they did a lot of filming for the series :-D

12.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Saga NorΓ©n is my role model :-D

12.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

learning by burning - the best way!

12.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

braidd yn ddrwg

12.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

*only consequences, goddammit!

12.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The consequences MAGA ever understand and care about are those that hit them personally in the nuts.

12.03.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0