Good morning Starshineβ¨
Truer words could not be spoken.
@whatsername2
Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots Coming from X? Wipe your feet, mmm'k? Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s
Good morning Starshineβ¨
Truer words could not be spoken.
Sticker art
Sorry. Used up all my good ones.
Keith discovered the fountain of immortality. He embalmed /mummified himself while still alive. π
Letterman hasn't made a public statement about the show he made famous being cancelled, yet.
BUT, he did drop a 20 minute supercut ,on his YT channel, of all the times he trashed CBS on air.
Thank you Mr Letterman.
...and yet beyond all odds, Keith Richards lives on.
Now, if they'd just put the coke back in Coke, the country would be a happier place.
Back at'cha
Maybe Putin has the Epstein files???
Crazy
But that's how it goes
Millions of people
Living as foes
Maybe
it's not too late
To learn how to love and
Forget how to hate
- Ozzy Osborne (RIP) (yes Iβve played this on accordion)
I approve this message
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I just read that Tennessee doctors can apparently refuse to give prenatal care to unmarried women as it violates their Christian beliefs.
Sorry, was i misinformed or was Mary not an unmarried woman?
ahh
Samsies.
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Just read a headline that said the new Coke made with sugar will be called Mexican Coke.
Is that to clarify that American jobs are being sent to other countries, so the immigrants DjT deports have work? π
I didn't fact check bc I need it to be true.
I need to see kid rock shooting 6 packs of coke
I agree 100%. She's slacking on this one
Reminded me of something Jon Oliver would do on LWT.
I'm ok ish. It's been a lot all at once and I haven't really had a chance to sort through it.
I've kind of shut down for survival I think.
It's good to see you here.π
Thanks. Yeah. That was the point. Lol
Absolutely.
In the words of Putin, "People, they fall from the windows all the time. Is sad but true"
Kudos to Jon Stewart at the #Dailyshow for doing what corporations far more powerful than him don't have the balls to do.
I'm working on it. Lol
Life beat the shit out of me for the last few months.
Thanks for the message β€οΈ
Yeah. Just working through a whole lot of stuff from theast few months.
I'll be back soon.
Thank you for checking β€οΈ
I've had the deaths of 7 people, including my best friend and pets over there last 7 ish months.
I'm coping pretty well.
So...is it really to much to ask to wake up to a headline that says DjT died in his sleep? I feel like I've earned that.
First my uncle/godfather died, then my cat Tucker, and today, my best friend died.
Add the health stuff.
It's a lot for 6 weeks
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I turned off my alarm without hitting the snooze button for this?
Remember- If you get detained- keep ya mouth shut! Stay safe out here, friends. ππ
Oof. It hits hard when that thought is added