Mick Hennessy

They stole it from Bluey

(I know I know)

They played the music from the Sleepytime episode of Bluey 😍

#IREvWAL

Catherine Connolly is going to fuckin flatten one of these lads

#IREvWAL

Mon Ireland ta fuck

#IreVWal

I knew who Limmy was, but for years I thought that was for real

May I also add to this tapestry

They reflexively blow bubbles into it and their mouth is full of food.

Oops guys the AI dropped a bomb on a kids school

AI guy: you messed up the prompt

Spiderman counts right?

The only way to be sure that AI doesn't drop a bomb on a kids school would be to ask it categorically to drop a bomb on a kids school

Happy world book day to those who celebrate*

*Had to throw a kids costume together at the last minute

Gr8 b8 m8

Phil-entropy

Last player to play under Joe Schmidt at Leinster apparently

I love a timex

Onto the second choice, Erin. Which I told my buddy (the driver) was given as a tribute to him, his name is Eoin and Erin is only 1 letter different.

That's total bollox, we picked it because cami loved Derry girls.

We decided in the car what to call her, we were between 2 names, Annalise was top choice but cami said the nurse asked what her name was, and when Cami said Annalise the nurse said "what?"

So that was that one in the bin.

The result of it all was that the first time I actually held my first born I was on the street outside the hospital, on Holles street itself and I was told, ok get this girl into a car seat you fuckin eejit (I'm paraphrasing what I thought the nurse who helped cami our of the building was thinking)

She was very understanding and also a baby was about to come out of her so she had other things on her mind.

It was bang at the start of COVID so the roads were completely empty but I had lost confidence and asked my pal to drive us in to take the baby home.

We were watching the Matrix, she tells me, ok it's go time.

Right Mick. You got this man.

Turned the key. Battery flat as fuck.

So she went in the good people of the national ambulance service.

And I followed closely behind in a taxi.

Practicing my apologies.

And for the record, I can now drive (automatic).

She insisted that she wouldn't be the only one bringing the kids to their appointments.

So driving our eldest home from hospital was my deadline to get on the road. I took a practice spin the day she went into labour, left the jeysus lights on...

If I ever thought to slag her about not being able to ride a bike, she kindly reminded me that I couldn't drive.

Which was, very much, fair enough.

She was absolutely delighted with it, an Orla Kiely pattern, with a leather seat and handlebars and a basket on it.

Today, my darling daughter learning how to ride a bike on the same field. (Pictured taking a break for a swing on the bars).

September 8th 2018, my dear wife learning how to ride a bike, at the tender age of 34. On the field behind our house.

Look at the tasteful off white colouring on the trefoil

Oh my Christ

So Israel is launching a "preventive" strike on Iran and also announcing a state of emergency, because they expect Iran to respond to their "preventive" strike by launching missiles. So like... what's being prevented here?

Whole of the moon by the waterboys