Dear VVitch:
I hope this message finds you well. I am writing to formally demand the immediate delivery of the "live deliciously" which I ordered and paid for, or for a full refund of the baby I paid with.
My life is not delicious. It has the unmistakable tang of FD&C Yellow #3, 4, and 5.
WWJWBD?
SST
‘Tis the season to remember this classic tweet
damn you, Rutherford Hayes.
Not sure TTRPGs would have been capable of the 1990s storytelling revolution WITHOUT a critical mass of insufferable theater kids (yo).
The most execrably prescient hyper-truth these soothsayers have ever crafted.
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Worth reposting far more regularly than once every 2 years. For shame on me, and my apologies to the hive mind (which already senses my contrition via a Psychology roll modded at +3 by the Empathy Talent)
Real talk: i love options, and last night I WAS looking at my 1995 VtM supplement “Project Twilight” and thinking how fire it was.
Looks like Oregon might be the first blue state to secede, when they force us to put on pants and leave the house to vote.
It’s very funny to me that this image I made as a shirt design 2 years ago sort of became a meme that gets reposted around but nobody ever removed the url that’s in it, an actual url that I own, and it’s just taken as part of the design.
He was eating bugs, fish, and orcs. While naked. Wearing jewelry. Yes, it’s a compelling premise.
Keep it simple: we mounted Luna and branded our standard on her silvery ass. But as we prepared to make ruddy Mars our catemite, barbarians or something.
Last night I watched Conan the Barbarian on 35mm at the Hollywood Theatre in PDX, America’s greatest cinema. So fucking good. Also: the inciting force of that movie (ignoring the god-tier prologue) is Conan getting camel-fighting high and deciding to loot a church.
It's an awkward time to be linking to something on Itch, but I just finished my entry for the Appx. N Jam: Horror at the Cerulean Court klintron.itch.io/cerulean-court
It's a very short Mork Borg module set in the ruins of an ancient arena. (It should be easy enough to run in other systems as well)
smart. I think Mage 1ed was the best ratio of mass to suppleness for defensive purposes. The adolescent nerd’s equivalent of a jailhouse phonebook.
That’s extremely sweet of your mom, good for you. I started with VtM/WtA Rev and 1ed Mage et seq, each for $25. I fondly remembered cobbling together $12.50 to go halfsies for each one…Then hiding them like nuclear waste from my lapsed Baptist family until I got closer to 18. Especially Wraith.
I was out weeding and noticed a sharp tingle in my wrist where some type of fucking hook worm was trying to dagger its head into my skin. NO. A fringe benefit of living on the 45th parallel is not having to deal with this type of aggressive tropical invertebrate hogwash.
I’m a fancy-pants law-talker and I’ve still never written anything as cool as one sentence in Clan Book Baali circa 1996: “the elder looked upon their depraved cruelty, and found it wanting.”
TNG gets the credit for elaborate moral quandaries, but NOTHING hits for me like the J’em Haddar captain’s monologue about the Founders in Hippocratic Oath: “Our gods do not hear our prayers, or wait for us after death…”
Nick Cave on Nic Cage: "There has always been a persistent and somewhat perplexing confusion surrounding our names" www.brooklynvegan.com/nick-cave-on...
All elves are racists. Any player who acts otherwise is a bad role player.
Can we start the hunt with anyone who has played an ICE agent in a TTRPG?
Behold, the current trade war. The metaphors should be obvious, duh.
Super weird that Romania and Hungary take so much of the export market.
