Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'
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Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'
“Oh, lovely—just the hundredth time you’ve managed to cut everyone’s head off.”
“Oh, lovely—just the hundredth time you’ve managed to cut everyone’s head off.”
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
Did you see the moon last night? It may just be because it's on the wane, but it looked very orange - I wondered if it was the beginning of the Saharan dust cloud.
OTD 1981: 45 years ago
New Order's debut single "Ceremony", with its iconic opening bassline, bridged the gap between Joy Division’s end & New Order’s start.
It reached No 34 in the UK charts
Happy birthday to Betty Boo. Here's a reminder of the time she rapped with Public Enemy in the McDonalds at Shepherd's Bush back in 1987 (look out for the unimpressed manager!)
He did WHAT in a pasty shop?!
Oh right sorry my mistake. Phew.
This delivery driver throws treats to all the dogs on his route to see if they can catch. Spoiler alert: some of them definitely cannot. Still 13/10 for all (TT: jezzyvi)
Oh no, that looks awful! They're attacking each other.
Me, remembering that I have some Stilton in the fridge, and some port in the cupboard.
(Although the Stilton is a few days past its sell by date, so if you don't hear from me in the next couple of days, you know why.) #LivingFastAndLoose
Lyme Regis 🌀
This change of balance in the Ukraine/US arms procurement dynamic is quite something.
Domestic abuser and former Kasabian frontman announces Dundee gig
Something a bit different, but there are just not enough mundane to beautiful transformations in this world. Streamline vans made at Holland Coachcraft of Govan, Glasgow. The company was established around 1930, the war ended production in 1940. Fine things.
"Release the wieners!"
"I don't think much of this new Anthony Gormley"
Mesoleuca albicillata (L.) Beautiful Carpet. Aptly named, & found in open deciduous woods, especially ancient woodland, mature scrub & hedgerow. Reliant on several Rosaceae, including F. vesca, brambles, wild raspberries, & Dewberry
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![[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.]
From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes:
NEWSREADER:
Extraordinary images here
of an expat in Dubai
[The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly]
…Having their first ever geopolitical thought.
[CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones].
CLIVE MYRIE:
To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent
DAVID JONES:
Clive, this is momentous
It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’.
[Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same]
You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self.
It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts.
CLIVE MYRIE:
Which are…?
DAVID JONES:
You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes,
I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa.
CLIVE MYRIE:
And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days?
DAVID JONES:
I think we can expect to see:
“I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To”
CLIVE MYRIE:
Mmm.
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[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]
studio photo of Bette Davis wearing a white shirt, short dark tie and jacket. She is a white woman with light hair.
#OnTheDay, 2 Mar 1977, Bette Davis receives the American Film Institute's lifetime achievement award. She is the first woman to win it.
Of the 51 recipients to date, 11 have been women.
#WomenInHistory #OTD #History #WomensHistory #AmericanHistory #WHM #WomensHistoryMonth #WomenInHollywood 🗃️
"Why did you move to Dubai, Dad?"
"Be quiet, son, I was an important influencer."
How do you get four elephants in a Mini?
Two in the front, two in the back.
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It’s actually FEWER Misérables
As described this is one of the two giant hands made of round planar rainbow striped planes, emerging from Woodbine beach as part of the Winter Stations public art exhibition. This image is cropped so you mainly see fingers and sky.
As described this is one of the two giant hands made of round planar rainbow striped planes, emerging from Woodbine beach as part of the Winter Stations public art exhibition.
We finally got at chance to go see the Winter Stations on Woodbine Beach. There were only four this year. First up is ‘Embrace’ by Will Cuthbert. The two giant rainbow stripes hands made of irregular round planar shapes, emerging from the beach and cupping the lifeguard station were very effective.🧵
Vern, Chuck, and the pope go fishing.
Vern, Chuck, and the pope go fishing.
The red roof still hangs on.
Up close and personal
The interior, not safe to enter.
Back of the house collapsed.
This week, I will begin a personal project of featuring some abandoned properties around Ontario that I've seen through my years of wandering about the province
I'll start with this old Carpenter Gothic farmhouse
#abandoned #BlueSkyArtShow #EastCoastKin #UrbanGaze #AbandonedOntario #RuralDecay
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I am not dunking on this account but it's important to explain a couple of things that they haven't understood.
There are only two ways to defend against a ballistic missile. Either shoot it down, or stop it launching.
We're not in a position to do the first, which leaves only the second. 1/n
Damn Harrison Ford should get an Actors Award for Best Actors Award speech
You can be against this war and against everything Israel is doing and even against Israel itself without being against Jewish people. It's actually really easy. More people should try it
Perhaps we need wit to woo them. ;)
