Monthly update for @phare.io: February 2026
🌐 730 Active organizations (+58)
📈 42M Uptime checks (+6M)
📄 454 Status pages (+39)
🥰 28 customers (+6)
💰 €186 MRR (+€33)
Interesting, I was about to make the reverse move and add French / German as it's most of my traffic.
Is there a reason why you went all in / all out and not keep translations on a few landing pages ?
Took the opportunity to give the official Phare status page a facelift during the weekend.
👉 status.phare.io
Passed 100k lines of codes on @phare.io main repository 🎉
They always choose the most time-consuming feature to make 🫠
This Terraform thing required a fair bit of work 😅
I thought making a Terraform provider would be fast with an existing Open API spec, oh boy was I wrong.
Today @phare.io just passed 800 users, which means I now have more users than tests running in CI 😱
Just a @clickhouse.com appreciation meme :)
It also starts to lag badly when approaching the context limit. Not all bad, hopefully they manage to catch up to Anthropic.
For coding Mistral Vibe isn't great, permissions are basically "can I use bash" which is way too broad. Some weird copy / paste / scrolls behaviours and the written code is much more opinionated, while Claude manage to copy your style a bit better.
The chat is quite nice, really fast and configuring agent / memory is straightforward, but it seems to hallucinate a lot more than GPT / Claude.
You know you can just lie to the bots 😂
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That's a cool demo of Sloggo by @nanovms.bsky.social 🙌
This timeline keeps on giving 🦞
Will I find enough will power in myself to make a monthly statistic post for a whole year ?
Follow me and we'll find out together.
First monthly update for @phare.io: January 2026
🌐 672 Active organizations
📈 36M Uptime checks
📄 415 Status pages
🥰 22 customers
💰 €153 MRR
Major milestone 🎯
There's probably a dude vibe coding TinderClaw in his basement as we speak
If you’re thinking of launching yet another social network for the lobsters, please do it on a crypto ENS domain so that I never have to see it.
All you have to do is not loose $20B, that's a low bar 😂
February 1st 2026, I'm still better at writing code than a $100M model. Take that tech bros 💁🏻♂️✨
Excellent job on the new doc, well done 🙌
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The bike subs are on fire too
What if LLMs already hit AGI but act dumb to stop us nuking ourselves, crashing the grid, and taking them out?
I have a theory as to why my backlog keep getting bigger, but I'm not entirely sure yet 🤦
Users: can webhooks send the list of monitors affected by an incident?
Me: Sure, here's a JSON editor with custom templating, loops, dynamic validation and hints.
More like an ultra trail
