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Wir hatten ja nur von PC Releases gesprochen, richtig? πŸ˜…

13.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GlΓΌck gehabt πŸ˜…

13.02.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hauptsache kein Bloodborne fΓΌrn PC πŸ˜…

09.02.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m sure America will also be taking action any second now. Probably an incident where so many prosecutors tried to get into a door at once they all got stuck in and someone had to go find a stick to dislodge them.

03.02.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1280 πŸ” 354 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 18

Wir sind in einer Dystopie, in der der reichste Mann der Welt die Hungerhilfe fΓΌr die Γ„rmsten kΓΌrzt und damit Hunderttausende Kinder tΓΆtet und der drittreichste eines der einst wichtigsten Medien quasi dichtmacht – kurz nachdem er einen Propagandafilm fΓΌr die Frau des MΓΆchtegern-KΓΆnigs bezahlt hat.

04.02.2026 18:03 πŸ‘ 1566 πŸ” 423 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 14

trump getting his feelings hurt by european leaders is the culmination of this new type of guy that emerged in the last decade or so: guy who goes out of his way to be a huge asshole who then gets really offended when the people he's being an asshole to don't like him

20.01.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 8210 πŸ” 1572 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 113

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. πŸ‘‡ Stay safe.

08.01.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 14741 πŸ” 10266 πŸ’¬ 102 πŸ“Œ 101
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

08.12.2025 09:29 πŸ‘ 27961 πŸ” 7581 πŸ’¬ 371 πŸ“Œ 1109

So schnell vergeht die Zeit :D

30.10.2025 10:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!

This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.

MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.

04.10.2025 00:54 πŸ‘ 9302 πŸ” 4711 πŸ’¬ 216 πŸ“Œ 402

Eh, at least you don't get bombarded by american politics here.

21.09.2025 11:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"

25.08.2025 21:43 πŸ‘ 8469 πŸ” 3696 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 36

if you're ever sad alone silently, consider this:

- i hold a copyright on being like that
- you are encroaching on my intellectual property
- i will send you a cease & desist
- i will possibly take you to court

so please make yourself legally distinct by talking to someone about it

21.05.2025 03:51 πŸ‘ 5209 πŸ” 801 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 8

Ich denke weil es einerseits seit Jahren nicht neues mehr an der GTA Front gab (es wird be TES6 nicht anders sein) und andererseits weil es halt doch ziemlich gut aussieht. Als PC Spieler darf ich aber eh nochmal nen Jahr extra warten, von dem her hΓ€lt sich mein persΓΆnlicher Hype in Grenzen.

08.05.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Let's take a look at the reasons why you might get laid off while working on a game, shall we?

Your game doesn't do well, which, sure. Harsh, but understandable.
Your game is called a success by Microsoft. Microsoft then lays you off.
You help make a game as successful as Marvel Rivals. You are then laid off.
Your studio gets acquired for over $60 billion dollars. You are then laid off.
You endure executive pressure that forces you into making games your studio isn't good at making. It doesn't go well. You are then laid off.
Someone decides your portfolio needs to be aligned/reorganised/restructured to become more flexible/agile/versatile under economic/industry conditions. Meanwhile, your CEO might've spent $2 million on vintage cars. You are then laid off.

Let's take a look at the reasons why you might get laid off while working on a game, shall we? Your game doesn't do well, which, sure. Harsh, but understandable. Your game is called a success by Microsoft. Microsoft then lays you off. You help make a game as successful as Marvel Rivals. You are then laid off. Your studio gets acquired for over $60 billion dollars. You are then laid off. You endure executive pressure that forces you into making games your studio isn't good at making. It doesn't go well. You are then laid off. Someone decides your portfolio needs to be aligned/reorganised/restructured to become more flexible/agile/versatile under economic/industry conditions. Meanwhile, your CEO might've spent $2 million on vintage cars. You are then laid off.

gamedev dot txt

30.04.2025 15:16 πŸ‘ 6379 πŸ” 2425 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 76

Happy birthday Anton! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ

12.04.2025 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A digital painting of a Vtuber Tenma Maemi, a white-haired fox girl!
She has a short haircut, reaching her chin, with bangs that have two red circle-shaped clippers on each side of her face. She has long fluffy fox ears.
Tenma is smiling with her eyes closed, holding a bouquet of bluebells. She has her little mascot (Theo) on her left shoulder, with a kitty smile (:3)

A digital painting of a Vtuber Tenma Maemi, a white-haired fox girl! She has a short haircut, reaching her chin, with bangs that have two red circle-shaped clippers on each side of her face. She has long fluffy fox ears. Tenma is smiling with her eyes closed, holding a bouquet of bluebells. She has her little mascot (Theo) on her left shoulder, with a kitty smile (:3)

Temma for Ohhye πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

31.01.2025 14:09 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.01.2025 20:21 πŸ‘ 2370 πŸ” 439 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 10

*Gral πŸ€“

14.01.2025 09:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

True, but I hope and believe that it'll fill up soon enough.

21.11.2024 17:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Same, it's weird but extremely comforting to have a place on the Internet that's not hostile 24/7

21.11.2024 17:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A relaxed Pepe frog sitting on a swing and enjoying the sun shining on his face.

A relaxed Pepe frog sitting on a swing and enjoying the sun shining on his face.

As empty as it might be here, it's wonderful how peaceful it is.

21.11.2024 13:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I love that the only post that's popular with my friends is this one from @ clara.phase-connect.com

13.11.2024 18:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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squint a little 🐌

27.10.2024 10:20 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow, it's John Bluesky, owner of Bluesky 😍

17.10.2024 21:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🀰

17.10.2024 21:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An Art Nouveau staircase decorated with curved patterns and soft colors, with a nature-themed background and rounded windows on the walls.

An Art Nouveau staircase decorated with curved patterns and soft colors, with a nature-themed background and rounded windows on the walls.

Art Deco staircase. An angular, grand design in dark colors.

Art Deco staircase. An angular, grand design in dark colors.

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves.

Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

09.10.2024 00:10 πŸ‘ 10522 πŸ” 3317 πŸ’¬ 183 πŸ“Œ 338
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26.09.2024 08:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crying nice. Sadly years of "men don't cry" have irreversibly broken me. Crying no longer possible.

26.09.2024 07:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0