Catherine

haha wagyu would make terrible jerky

they’re both the same as wasabi in most places, technically they’re different things but nobody bothers to care so companies can just sell the cheaper thing and market it as the more expensive one haha

this has bitten me many times……

guess it pays off to know tim lore!

transgender is like lasagna,

and i like lasagna

SO FUCKING REAL

oh it got so so bad for a while. newer stuff is very different but solid on its own i think

past couple seasons have been pretty good honestly!

absolutely adorable

what the fuck did they do to the bluesky logo

almost like u can see things when they’re not covered by baggy clothes

they’re gonna chain me to the ceiling and make me the bones and blood pinata

genuinely best frozen pizza

femme master chief (jane 117) suspended by several hardlight rings in the air by cortana on a grey background, cortana is running her finger along the rim of her spartans helmet and looking down into her visor. (image text reads):"ohh... your problems arent your fault jane, halsey put them in your head on purpose years ago,and now *i* am going to make sure everything is ok by helping MY spartan with them~"

dr. halsey (derogatory) continues to haunt the narrative

i just did

what the fuck

i’ve never thought of it like this, thank you for expanding my mind

they’re legal in most states, there’s a ton over herd

girl who is becoming increasingly more bedridden from random waves of nausea for literally no reason

cuz toyotas r awesome :3

about time???

top ten WORST places to inject estrogen (#1 will make you want to detransition)

inject in the shower (this can only go well)

sophia it isn’t worth it bestie

what if i burn my tongue from soup dumplings instead

happy birthday sophia!!!

omg that’s so incredibly sweet

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

"officer, i couldnt have possibly made a fraudulent bank deposit, im a fucking neet that hasnt left her room in 6 months"

a picture depicting the gross autism speaks puzzle pieces with a red x over them vs a picture of stelle eating a watermelon with a green checkmark showing correct and incorrect autism symbols

erm please refer to me exclusively with this emote pls amything else is offensive