Eddo

It’s looking like a beautiful day

Those evil greens, wanting things like *checks notes* basic human rights and decency for trans people, no genocides and a Britain where there’s no poverty

*adds member of the savage green army to CV*

Starmer is powerless to stop Polanskis savage Green army

Starting to think the British press aren't coping too well with the Green Party wanting to tax wealth fairly.

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Did a functional fitness class then had two rounds of cheese on toast.

Balance.

THE TENSION! She's going to pass with flying colours, I can feel it.

It's so hard to give a crap about tippy tappy building shareholder value when everything in the world is going to shit.

Had five mins in the garden with the sun on my face and the neighbours cat sat on my lap. So adorable.

Love that the paint colour swayed you! We knew this house was over priced but wanted to see the space anyway. Great location, but they're aiming way too high.

Of course, will send any potentials your way for vetting x

Entering my house buying era (as the world burns) and had a viewing today. V expensive considering it didn’t really have a kitchen?! A sink, one work top next to it and a free standing dresser. Obsessed with the pink bathroom, however. 4/10

Why is everything so expensive 🥴🥲

Now the luvvies flock to the greens! Lifelong labour voter Paloma faith says Zack Polanski is exactly what we need

The Daily Fail having a go at me and Paloma - camp!

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Held off getting a Switch 2 thus far but I fear Pokopia might be the straw that broke my bank balances back

Don’t quote me but I reckon you could risk leaving the house WITHOUT A JACKET today

Hard boiled egg, cottage cheese and sauerkraut for breakfast.

Don't worry, I already hate myself

The iPhone17 pro battery is wild. Took it off charge just after 7am, it’s now nearly 6pm and it’s at 70% battery.

Every week it feels like we're living in the start of an history essay question

'Describe the events of 2026 which led to the start of WW3'

past decade pretty much

Dippy eggs and soldiers for breakfast babe

I used to work in radio and spent a few years working backstage at #TheBritAwards. One year I had a wee next to Aston from JLS, another I was stood next to a Kylie when she pinched Robbie’s bum, another I was stood next to Lady Gaga and seriously considered what would happen if I pushed her over.

a man wearing glasses says i was young then in yellow letters ALT: a man wearing glasses says i was young then in yellow letters

Spent a joyful hour shredding old pension and student loan statements including one from 2009 when I set up my original pension

Chinese takeaway on the way and having a little VDC (vodka Diet Coke) to celebrate the weekend

Zack on the phone on the train

EXCL:

Zack Polanski overheard speaking loudly on his phone on a train saying there's shit loads of new green party members.

And the Greens are going to win elections right across England and Wales in May.

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Oh wow, I LOVED this game! Had totally forgotten about it

Labour: why don't you all fuck off LOL
Labour: no not like that

I know thinking of going to the US is really rank at the moment but I can't stop thinking about LA. I was there on a work trip in December for the first time and I loved it and am itching to go back and explore properly.

Labour have just done the most remarkable job of ensuring that the right doesn’t vote for them, the left doesn’t vote for them, and the centre don’t vote for them. Hats off to all the strategic geniuses.

I saw Zack Polanski on BBC Breakfast this morning, he was absolutely superb. So refreshing for the show to be talking about why the genocide in Gaza is bad, and why we should tax the super rich more 😁

“I said we were here to replace Labour and this is what replacing looks like.”

Zack Polanski talking to volunteers after our stunning victory in the Gorton and Denton by-election.

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Booked our annual pilgrimage to the GC (Gran Canaria) for end of September.

I’m SO excited