Caleb Denio

hey @mta.info, the OMNY site can't do float math properly and thinks that $8.45 is not a multiple of $.05

consider adding a Math.round() please and thank you

Back at Central Pointe. Time to do the bus bridge shuffle to the airport

Currently at 2 hours 53 minutes. Trying to do West Valley to Airport. Probably gonna be a problem with the closures

Man things are weird today. Now headed to West Valley on the Green Line

Turned around @ Fairmont, now back to Central Pointe

Made it to the South Salt Lake streetcar stop with enough time to grab breakfast. Plan is to ride the entire line out and back

On the 200 bus down to intercept the S-Line. I’ll be 15 minutes slower than planned, hopefully this doesn’t get worse

Kicked everyone off at Library, gonna try and take the 200

DANG IT gonna try the bus bridge. Good thing I went through Courthouse before it closed

Quick turnaround at University Medical, now heading back south to Central Pointe to get the S-Line

600s in 40 minutes, we on schedule

…and we’re off @ 8am on the dot. next stop is University Medical in like an hour

Made it to the start line, Daybreak, run starts in 11 minutes

attempting a speedrun of the Salt Lake City light rail today. somehow convinced myself this will be fun

Cowboy Bowser be like

A screenshot of an Amazon browser tab that reads, "Spend less. Smile more."

is lin-manuel miranda doing copywriting for amazon now

cheese

recipe sites are wild

you’ve heard of “Tiger King”, but have you heard of

"O Canada" is the best national anthem and it's not even close

mary poppins would be crying rn

“behold, i have found some lumber cast ashore on my property”

well boy do i have the legal code for you

the side of a bus reading “we are bananas”

bum ba dum bum bum ba bum

Wonka deserved a heist arc

Tag yourself

could be a good way to make friends

WAIT I'm not the first person to see this

i love bereal except you need friends to use it