Jason Vance

Of all the stupid things the morons that write the laws in Utah, this is just a waste of time.

Carefully scripted PR events

Pretty clear. Sick of the politicians and the status quo.

So when he miserably fails, do we get our money back?

Lagoon is kind of jump the shark

Thanks for that. I learned woodworking by taking community college classes.

We have not had a single shipwreck in Cedar City since the lighthouse was put up.

Thoughts and prayers.

Oh, if you've ever graced the charming streets of Sugarhouse, you must absolutely agree that it's a place you want to steer clear of at all costs. Local businesses? Yeah, they're thriving, down by a whopping 30% or more! Driving there? It’s like a scene straight out of Die Hard with a Vengeance.

Yawn. Another spineless comment from our spineless Governor.

Some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard from corporate executive management, lets give your directors a Yugo for a computer and expect NASA likeresults

Not a Bruce Willis franchise

Fuck Mike Lee. Utahs biggest POS for a human.

This is a bullshit article. That’s why I have no faith in the SL Tribune. Telephone Townhall allow shitty congress people to try to control the narrative. Its not about reach. Its about control.

Alfalfa farmer asking the rest of us to conserve. Kind of an Animal Farm moment.

Fuck these politicians. They need to be terrorized in their own homes.

Looks like he got drunk and had a night of hookers and blow.

One of the most annoying issue of AI meeting recaps is when someone mentions .json it tags me. But I am sure its here to take my job…

1.1% effective rate of accomplishment

Making Cavities Great Again....We have some of the dumbest fucking politicians that have ever lived.

50 years of 'War on Drugs': 0 victories, countless casualties. But hey, let's keep marching to defeat! Who needs new strategies when failure's so comforting?

Glad she feels that way that eminent domain is an option so let’s start with her home in Harvard and Yale then move on to state legislators homes.

Fed employees/politicians dodging official channels? Amateurs. Utah politicians take secrecy to a whole new level. Bet they're secretly texting backroom deals on burner phones as we speak. #utpol

At least you can still get insider trading tips from him

Well that working with the dipship legislature has worked out well for her.

Good Lord, we have legislators that are completely out of touch with reality.

Breaking news: Utah plates spotted at border dispensaries! Utah citizens love their 'special' green jello. Maybe it's time for Utah lawmakers to put down the root beer and pick up a science book and learn that cannabis is less harmful than alcohol.

Yes we are celebrating the privacy nightmare that this bill has unleashed. Can’t wait for the major cybersecurity breach to screw over people as they get impersonated bc we ignore the implied right to privacy given by the constitution.

Remember kids, 60% of Utah politicians are real estate developers. Follow the money.

Congratulations, Utah Legislature! You've achieved the impossible - unanimous agreement on a bill. Who knew critical thinking was so overrated? It's heartwarming to see our esteemed theocrats putting aside pesky individual opinions for the greater good of groupthink.