Elrond Hubbard

2 Broke Girls 1 Cup

AHHHHH WELL DONE NONA!!!!!!!

I got the job. I will officially be moving over to work emergencies for the company I work for. 🥺

Getting a Bachelor’s and Master’s Degree in English and gaining a ton of student loan debt. I truly wish I hadn’t quit nursing school, or went to a trade school.

Theres a quote I'm gonna butcher but it's like "god made trans people the same reason he made grapes but not wine, so humans could take part in creation too"

Unironically I think trans and non-binary people are the fucking coolest bc they are, quite literally, self-made. All that they are has been made by themselves, not born into it or handed it by their parents. Every part of themself is a conscious choice made to be who they want to be

Noticing a lot of Brits who moved to Dubai to avoid paying taxes now begging the UK government to spend that same tax money to rescue them. Hm

I'm 5ft 6 and have never assaulted anyone or called anyone a slur so it's not that then is it

Today is mine & Bee's anniversary. We've been together 6 years and I've been grateful for every single moment of it, bc all the good bits have been because of you. Making you laugh is the best feeling in the world. Thank you for being my best friend and my greatest adventure

I love you, frog boy 💚❤️

In Sweden we don't say "they're throwing up" when someone is vomiting, we say "they're speaking Danish" and I think that's beautiful 🫶

I think Bluesky has some problems, namely it's full of the kind of people who made 2010s Tumblr insufferable and the butt of everyone's jokes, but the fact it isn't an automated child porn & racist hate crime pogrom generator means this is where I am now !

Cartoons won't make you gay but they will make you the cool kind of gay

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

You won the battle but I won the war (got head)

Oh YOU 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I've looked like this since I was 17 so I'm hoping it'll last for a few years, like a low but consistent average 😂

Fun fact me and Bee were dueling with 2 cardboard tubes as swords once and he used this trick, can confirm it's very effective

Sounds like more people need to do that bc you don't look a day over 30

Again, my theory that the Royals have seen the Epstein Files & seen what Andrew et al have done, and decided protecting him isn't worth it, seems more likely

Don't forget, the Queen still supported Andrew and paid £10 million to someone he'd never met for things he'd never done

Hell fucking yeah dude ❤️

I have my first official official piece of identification with my chosen name on it. It has MY NAME. ME. NONA.

The photo is fucking appalling but it’s in my name. 🥺

Me and my fiance don't make a huge deal about Valentine's either for legit the same reason lmao, my birthday's in Jan and our anniversary is the end of Feb, we still mark it's passing but mostly by eating too much cheap shitty chocolate and banging a bunch

It's been raining for 42 days 🫩

Make me into an Oreo 😭😭😭💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦

When the cookie makes you cream 😳😮‍💨😣😩😫💦💦💦💦💦

On a joke per minute basis the new Naked Gun is the funniest film of all time

Me: "I promise I won't get political"

Me, literally 5 mins later:

Every so often I'll try and re-connect with my parents and talk to them about like, current events etc and about 47 seconds afterwards I am always without failure reminded as to why I dis-connected in the first place

Kristi Noem Kristi Lynn Arnold Noem

Of course her initials are KLAN