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What was that thing about empires lasting on average 250 years? Ah well, better start a ground war in fucking Iran while we’re still here

Not a single gay person was consulted about this title (no not even Don Lemon)

On the long list of things to be performatively outraged about this week, the Chalamet ballet thing is perhaps the most annoying

so excited to get really really annoying about having muscles. bought my protein powder in bulk this time. researching creatine. my ass is not wearing sleeves this summer I can tell you that.

Ughhhh so close to downloading a dating app again. If anybody wants to save me a lot of trouble and fall in love hmu. Will settle for mean spirited sex and mutual obsession.

this skeet is dedicated to the Brave Mujahideen Fighters of Afghanistan

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Silly me I forgot the main side effect of working out more: horny

Good morning! Yes, this is he

Is that good

The next hot social media trend is luring him into a cage at night and putting a blanket over it

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

Oh thank god I have so much smut downloaded safely

AO3 being down is really ruining my late night plans

Soooo so so many people are sick right now! You can avoid becoming one of them by wearing a mask! It’s fun not being sick!

There are so many things men should learn from Heated Rivalry but one of them is how much we all love whimpering and moaning

The best sketch was his own character 😌 (and he just so happened to be nearly naked)(funny that). So very glad “stripper who got into a car accident” was broadcast on national television.

🚨🚨🚨 HUDSON IS THERE FSKSKSKKS

I love fan service when I’m the fan being serviced 😩

Goddamn the dopamine hit of Hudson showing up

Working on this metaphor: Poly dating feels like getting a book out from the library. What if I really really like the book? I have to give it back??? No. Mine now.

If my lawn boy was like 20% more attractive I could use him for sex and that would solve a lot of my problems... temporarily

Danny devito in always sunny stating "you would have to be a real low life piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

US-Israeli strike on girls' school kills at least 85 students, Iran's judiciary says At least 85 students have been killed in US-Israeli strikes that hit an Iranian girls' school in Hormozgan province, Iran's judiciary said on Saturday. Washington has not commented on the reported str...

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

For the first time in 25 years of Gallup polling, more Americans say they sympathize with Palestinians than with Israelis.

Holding myself at gunpoint and repeating “You can’t avoid your way into a life you love”

Yeah I suffered through some vanilla stretches in my 20s and - never again