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We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

The comedy value of them going "it's all stored on your device and never shared :3" to "you may be part of an experiment where we DO share your ID/facial scan :3c" to just straight up being outed as always having kept it. incredible. no notes. clown company.

it's gadobad-over

we're so gado-back-orrer

or something

this post deserves crossover with the bring back hot bbq wings account. tbh

do you think lowtax banning hentai will be in our history books or will they like. leave that out

When you singlehandedly tank your company's reputation so hard that your biggest client, who never says an unkind word against anyone, has to get out there and reassure people you aren't coming back

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

☹️

???? what the fuck am i supposed to do with this

dude i'm genuinely SO frustrated. i keep running into this room trying to get back down mt. ordeals and i cna't figure out how to properly progress and it's pissing me off?? Searching anything about it online brings up the developer office so I assume this is that??? pls help if u know anything

in the span of like 5 minutes i went from "there WAS A RIP????" to "oh this is a copycat acc-" to "WAIT NO THERE WAS AN ACTUAL RIP AS WELL."

crazy; damn

There's also that /other thing/ but I'm making a game about the aftereffects of that one already

Made this image as a kid and posted it directly to facebook.
I had no idea what weed was besides 'oh it's a drug right?'

It has been spread around... more than a bit.

horrific and evil minecraft modding project: running modloader; forge; fabric; and liteloader on the same version of the game. code golf it, minimal changes

i feel like everyone in the minecraft modding scene has collectively memoryholded "modloader". as in THAT modloader. which in of itself is a modloader, so it's a modloader named modloader.

...actually; maybe why it was forgotten is kind of making sense.

Yes! I Am Now Kaiju!, by Kaiju The Cat 7 track album

Yes! I Am Now Kaiju! is finally out to the world, Bandcamp and whatever else! Cassette Tape and CD preorders are also available on Bandcamp.

Please enjoy. Thank you for all the love and support. Thank you.

kaijuthecat.bandcamp.com/album/yes-i-...

Cursed to golf got me inventing terms to describe my frustrations only it can give me. "Yeah this hole is driverslop" OK man.

Wait fuck it could've been 12:25 12/25 12/25. I'm literally ruined

Okay you know it's bad when I second guess if this post makes sense after I post it

Happy 12/25 12/25 everyone. This will probably be the only time I can say that in my lifetime

oh fuck's sake

deltarune.com/chapter4/tha...

after 6 months or so, chapter4/thankyou from the silence update of the sweepstakes is now open again. emails went out to everyone who submitted something back in may.

we have allegedly 11 hours. this is our chance i guess!

very thankful dess split before we had the chance to set our profile description to "system of 6 (7?)". dodged a bullet there

happy 12/25 to all who celebrate

i post good but the moment they exit the little hovel nestled within the cave by the brook i live in they immediately spoil and rot and sputter and die

Album cover for upcoming EP 'Yes! I Am Now Kaiju!' features a drawing of Kaiju drawn by Hazel in the middle of a scenic, mountainous view from Washington. To the left is the tracklist for the EP drawn over the photo. I'm Gonna Change (I Promise) [Reconstructed w/ Hindsight] You Are At The Center Of Everything That Happens To You [Reading SCP-3999 Should Not Make Us Wistful] Played One Of The Best Games Of All Time And All I Got Was This Fucking Loser In My Head Not Successful, But Something Pretty Was Made. Holding Up Cardboard Signs With "We've Tried Our Best" Written In Black Marker Kaiju's Ōdō Keishō [Played Through Virtual Pro Wrestling 64] - Remnents Of Kaiju's Jail Kenta Kobashi Wins The Heavyweight Championship [Downloading Off Of Vimm's Lair At 2MB/s] Length of the EP being indicated as 30 minutes.

Yes! I Am Now Kaiju!
Kaiju The Cat
December 25th, 2025

Thanks for your patience.

Kaiju drawn by @hazelroseraie.bsky.social

Spent $50 dollars on a hardware accurate reverb Sim for SNES n64 and psx titles.

I have hardware accurate recreations of the reverb from Brandish, Brandish 2, and Final Fantasy IV.

I've been given too much power.

Review from convention going and Halloween is that it's in vogue

"are you guys drake kinnies or josh kinnies" was one of the defining sentences of my lifetime. In this essay, I will

nvm i dug out my old SSD from my old windows computer before it exploded (no; really) and now we're running an alternative installation of windows on that as well. fuck it. why not atp