Amber

I love my new job, but I have to drive to Tucson tomorrow for training. Should I quit?

Stop mocking me!!!

Omg, I need the popcorn kitten 😍

ME: okay, how about this: a drama involving a pair of male sheep. we'll call it Bleated Rivalry

BOSS: just finish clearing out your desk

No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies.
Also, grow up.

Celebrating this Valentines Day with a Dateline marathon, thankful to be single 🙏

*presses lips against mic*

I wished I sanitized this first

Temperatures to hit 43 degrees tonight and on January 26th I turned on the heat. Really brave of me. (Only because I have to shower at 6:30 and fuck this)

Watching All Creatures Great and Small on PBS and honestly a bit surprised at the amount nudity and foul language

While mom and dad enjoy dinner, this tiny Asian small-clawed otter pup has very important business, tail toys and full-on romping. 💙

📹: Animal care staff Katie

It's just not an area I am interested in. I've found my niche and just want to do pulmonary related things

Just assumed I speed because I leave my house late ( to get extra snuggles with the dogs and kitty)but I left a 1/2 hour early for work and it turns out I just love to speed.

Update- I am now the interventional pulmonology clinical research nurse. That's the dream. No offense to cardiology, but also cardiology is soooooo gross and also why I had a terrible Wednesday.

I got the job! 🍾

Vent to the universe: we took an hour to stabilize an lvad pt after a procedure to only take pt up on 3 vasopressors for their blood pressure (70/40) to have the iv pole rip out the a line. Holding pressure on a pts neck in a random hallway was fun. Today sucked.

Some amazing animals have evolved to emit light through a chemical reaction called bioluminescence! None of ours though.

An adorable baby sheep smiles at the camera

New year. New ewe.

A spiral notebook note, hanging from a refrigerator door hook, reads: You have no idea how many times your smile has saved me from being nobody.

I just saw a post- the top 10 song of the year you turned 10 is going to be your 2026. "Hold on" by Wilson Phillips was my result so I guess buckle up?

They say you get "nose blindness " to your home, but let me tell you- having 2 out of 3 dogs having farts/diarrhea, you absolutely do not. I'm fully aware of what it smells like here.

Happy birthday!

Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.

I don't have any news to counteract the terrible news of the last few days, so here is a thread of cute animals eating things, with most with crunchy cromchy sounds.

1.

Oh, my God, it's the eggnog! It's in the eggnog!

Thank you!

🥳 indeed

Thank you!

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

I got the job! 🍾

Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no