Team USA, you got outplayed again
Team USA, you got outplayed again
Honestly, Democrats, would it have killed you to give one standing ovation to a corrupt, racist, pedophile?
Hottest ticket at the movies is βMelaniaβ, specifically the seat behind Barron
This Unsecured Network better be secureβ¦
JFK didnβt have a brain when Kennedy Center was named so Trump qualifies
Re Trump renaming Kennedy Center: Has RFK brayed in?
Trump: βSo how do you like what Iβve done with the Oval Office?β
MBS: βWell, itβs a little gaudy for my taste, but if you like itβ¦β
Are Jonas Brothers the last great rock band?
Mikey! Mikie! MikΓ©!
Hegseth: βBut the most important reason Iβve gathered you all here is, I need you to tell my wife I was with you last night.β
She clearly has a type
In early years of show, if the A story featured Lisa or Marge, Fox would cut two trailers: one that was accurate to what the show was about, and one that made it look like a Homer episode
Line at end of every TV drama Season 4 trailer: βIβm gonna burn it all downβ¦β
Canceled family Disney+ account today. Grandkids pissed, but they understood when I explained that late night talk shows are in danger of becoming extinct due to government oppression.