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Mike Scully

@scullymike

Writer: Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Everybody Loves Raymond, Duncanville, Carmichael Show, and lots of canceled stuff!

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Team USA, you got outplayed again

25.02.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, Democrats, would it have killed you to give one standing ovation to a corrupt, racist, pedophile?

25.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hottest ticket at the movies is β€œMelania”, specifically the seat behind Barron

31.01.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This Unsecured Network better be secure…

09.01.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JFK didn’t have a brain when Kennedy Center was named so Trump qualifies

18.12.2025 20:29 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Re Trump renaming Kennedy Center: Has RFK brayed in?

18.12.2025 20:15 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump: β€œSo how do you like what I’ve done with the Oval Office?”

MBS: β€œWell, it’s a little gaudy for my taste, but if you like it…”

18.11.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are Jonas Brothers the last great rock band?

26.10.2025 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mikey! Mikie! MikΓ©!

19.10.2025 22:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth: β€œBut the most important reason I’ve gathered you all here is, I need you to tell my wife I was with you last night.”

30.09.2025 15:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She clearly has a type

19.09.2025 04:40 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In early years of show, if the A story featured Lisa or Marge, Fox would cut two trailers: one that was accurate to what the show was about, and one that made it look like a Homer episode

19.09.2025 03:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Line at end of every TV drama Season 4 trailer: β€œI’m gonna burn it all down…”

19.09.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Canceled family Disney+ account today. Grandkids pissed, but they understood when I explained that late night talk shows are in danger of becoming extinct due to government oppression.

19.09.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3