The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
I would have been a pro golfer but I suck at golf
Neither was Cornbread but they put him in charge of the door 🤷♂️
It was wild 😜
Not gonna lie, I use to just lay shit out on Twitter. It was fun. I’m so much more mature on here 😉
Someone to nap with.
Not to mention his sweet bike
Oh hell yes!
I made maraschino cherry brownies and wow 🤩
Might just buy a van and move down by the river…
Hold up...I thought Diana Ross was the Supreme Leader?
the fifa peace prize used to mean something
Early bird discounts at the dispensary make me so happy
I am one hundred percent cool with women running the show from here on out. Men, we had a solid run but shit has gone off the rails. It’s past time.
Breelman
When you think about it for more than 5 seconds, it really is both insane and outrageous that *HILLARY CLINTON* - a woman who apparently has never met with nor corresponded with Jeffrey Epstein was one of the first people deposed.
I used to think it was crazy that Doctor would go over to Michael Jackson’s house and sedate him with that anesthetic. Now I’m mad I can’t afford him.
🎤🎤🎤
I figured out how to make these anti depressants more effective. Turns out you need to take them with a couple beers
Who loves the #Boise Foothills? One of the HomeBoi activities next Tuesday is volunteering w Land Trust of the Treasure Valley to do some work in the Foothills - at Harrison Hollow, specifically. It's going to be lots of fun, so why not grab your gloves and join us? inspoalley.co/tuesday/volu...
Yes
I’ve drugged myself
Mota Vation
I don’t know why but I like being taken out to breakfast more than being taken to dinner.
Imma start using these…
Between my wife’s treachery and my mom’s emergency surgery my nerves are shot and life has taken on a surreal quality. I feel like I’m floating through my day but not in a whimsical way.
Which member of the Eagles did the most cocaine? Like per pound.
I really did not want to exercise yesterday but I did and this morning I feel really good so I’m glad I didn’t skip it
Wanna guess which three dwarves I identify with today?
If you guessed Dopey, Grumpy and Sleepy you win 🏆
