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Nicole Borden - Fat Squirrel

@uniformvixen

Hi there! I do some things on a very protracted timeline. The goings on here are generally not appropriate for those under age. https://uniformvixen.gumroad.com/ https://www.furaffinity.net/user/uniformvixen

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do no harm

04.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 787 πŸ” 184 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
'Sadiq'
by Brian Turner

              "It is a condition of wisdom in the archer to be patient
              because when the arrow leaves the bow, it returns no more." - Sa’di

It should make you shake and sweat,
nightmare you, strand you in a desert
of irrevocable desolation, the consequences
seared into the vein, no matter what adrenaline
feeds the muscle its courage, no matter
what god shines down on you, no matter
what crackling pain and anger
you carry in your fists, my friend,
it should break your heart to kill.

'Sadiq' by Brian Turner "It is a condition of wisdom in the archer to be patient because when the arrow leaves the bow, it returns no more." - Sa’di It should make you shake and sweat, nightmare you, strand you in a desert of irrevocable desolation, the consequences seared into the vein, no matter what adrenaline feeds the muscle its courage, no matter what god shines down on you, no matter what crackling pain and anger you carry in your fists, my friend, it should break your heart to kill.

Hegseth's gleeful, schoolyard bully, my-dad-can-beat-up-your-dad rhetoric around killing people is so ghoulish. For someone who's seen combat to get off on killing like this is a sign of a deeply damaged psyche.
Have some poetry by Iraq veteran Brian Turner, more like the combat veterans I've known

04.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeahhh, the fat man!

The six, arrive . . .

03.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The back to the future cartoon. <3

03.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That brief scene in the Simpsons of the Democrat/Republican national conventions looping forever in my head

02.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ•ŠοΈ

02.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 8107 πŸ” 2154 πŸ’¬ 197 πŸ“Œ 29

Oh, hell yes. <3

02.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Werner the Herzhog

28.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Full reference for Punk-MireGoji, as promised. <3

24.02.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1634 πŸ” 658 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 6
pen and watercolor illustration of dale cooper from twin peaks. he is looking to the right, driving while recording a voice memo into a recorder in his left hand. speech bubbles say "diane, 11:30 am, february 24th. entering the town of twin peaks" and "i've never seen so many trees in my life"

pen and watercolor illustration of dale cooper from twin peaks. he is looking to the right, driving while recording a voice memo into a recorder in his left hand. speech bubbles say "diane, 11:30 am, february 24th. entering the town of twin peaks" and "i've never seen so many trees in my life"

happy twin peaks day 🌲πŸ₯§β˜•️

24.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 2133 πŸ” 868 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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Art by β€’ ZdzisΕ‚aw BeksiΕ„ski

24.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 590 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 4
A black-and-white image of a character under an umbrella, a single lamppost shining light down on them. It is raining around them.

A black-and-white image of a character under an umbrella, a single lamppost shining light down on them. It is raining around them.

-author-
Back to work.

17.02.2026 07:23 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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The mutant got loose again for Valentines day, but it should be easy to track down again.

Scratchy doodle for @doctorwednesday.bsky.social . Happy Valentines day, dear. <3

14.02.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Devin Townsend intensifies

31.01.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
illustration of Catherine O'Hara as Delia Deetz for the Beetlejuice Tarot card, "Queen of Swords"

illustration of Catherine O'Hara as Delia Deetz for the Beetlejuice Tarot card, "Queen of Swords"

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30.01.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 7842 πŸ” 1984 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 27
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available Available Options There was no invitation to meet. They simply turned up in one of her favorite restaurants, assured she would take notice. She did. She was aware of their organization-- their cult...

"Available Options," my first Korps story, featuring Cynthia Broadmoore, is here! What happens when two mysterious organizations with charismatic leaders encounter each other? Read on....

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

30.01.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital sketch transformation sequence, in which hex's chubby opossum fursona drinks something out of a coffee cup, is struck with a sudden odd sensation, and then grows and mutates to have two heads, four arms, and two massive cumming horsecocks, all while in public (how embarrassing!)

Digital sketch transformation sequence, in which hex's chubby opossum fursona drinks something out of a coffee cup, is struck with a sudden odd sensation, and then grows and mutates to have two heads, four arms, and two massive cumming horsecocks, all while in public (how embarrassing!)

Bwoaaah.... what was in that drink?

We feel so... weird

23.01.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 487 πŸ” 116 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 0

geez honey :( I'm glad you're alright..

22.01.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a quick doodle for one of the best to ever do it.
@doctorwednesday.bsky.social

22.01.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally finished another scene for my silly ass project 🎊

Only took uuh, 7 months to get to it haha..

15.01.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1103 πŸ” 254 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 2
Antonio opens his door and sees his classmate Lindsay standing outside, looking embarrassed.

"Ah! um, hi..."
"Uh, hey. It's Lindsay, right?"
"Yeah, we have compsci together. Listen, I don't have a lot of time. I have this medical condition thing, and I REALLY need your help, or things could get bad fast. I'm sorry, this is gonna sound fucking crazy, but... Can I suck your dick?"

"My uh... yeah sure"

Antonio opens his door and sees his classmate Lindsay standing outside, looking embarrassed. "Ah! um, hi..." "Uh, hey. It's Lindsay, right?" "Yeah, we have compsci together. Listen, I don't have a lot of time. I have this medical condition thing, and I REALLY need your help, or things could get bad fast. I'm sorry, this is gonna sound fucking crazy, but... Can I suck your dick?" "My uh... yeah sure"

Lindsay fumbles open Antonio's belt, and starts kissing and licking at his dick through his boxers.

"Y-you don't want a cup of coffee or something first?"
"Hff, hn-nm."
"Okay, y-yeah! I don't like coffee either!"

Lindsay slams Antonio onto his bed. She buries her face in his crotch, arms wrapped around his legs. 

"Hah, haah, h-whoa! Wow, you're- REALLY strong. And your eyes- they're... oh wow."

Lindsay looks up from sucking his cock, and her face has started to transform. She has pointed furry ears, a pink nose, and long fangs. Her eyes are glowing bright white, rimmed by intense red.

"Hahh, sshit. Okay um, this might get INTENSE."

Lindsay fumbles open Antonio's belt, and starts kissing and licking at his dick through his boxers. "Y-you don't want a cup of coffee or something first?" "Hff, hn-nm." "Okay, y-yeah! I don't like coffee either!" Lindsay slams Antonio onto his bed. She buries her face in his crotch, arms wrapped around his legs. "Hah, haah, h-whoa! Wow, you're- REALLY strong. And your eyes- they're... oh wow." Lindsay looks up from sucking his cock, and her face has started to transform. She has pointed furry ears, a pink nose, and long fangs. Her eyes are glowing bright white, rimmed by intense red. "Hahh, sshit. Okay um, this might get INTENSE."

Lindsay's blouse shreds open as her back expands. Her mouth extends into a grinning fanged maw. Antonio freaks out a little.

"Hohh, my GODDD! Oh god, oh fuck, this is so FUCKING hot. G-guuhh, you're REALLY good at this. Don't kill me please."

Lindsay arches back with a loud POP CRACK, and her large breasts tear open whats left of her top.

"Hahh! Shit, that sounded painful, are you-"

Lindsay dives down to resume her blowjob with new enthusiasm. Her body is growing, becoming more massive and muscular, furry werewolf features becoming more prominent.

"Whoof, holy- HAAH, haha, AH! Y-YES! just like- Jesus, FUCK! Lindsay, I'm-m getting CLOSE-"

Lindsay's blouse shreds open as her back expands. Her mouth extends into a grinning fanged maw. Antonio freaks out a little. "Hohh, my GODDD! Oh god, oh fuck, this is so FUCKING hot. G-guuhh, you're REALLY good at this. Don't kill me please." Lindsay arches back with a loud POP CRACK, and her large breasts tear open whats left of her top. "Hahh! Shit, that sounded painful, are you-" Lindsay dives down to resume her blowjob with new enthusiasm. Her body is growing, becoming more massive and muscular, furry werewolf features becoming more prominent. "Whoof, holy- HAAH, haha, AH! Y-YES! just like- Jesus, FUCK! Lindsay, I'm-m getting CLOSE-"

A Classmate In Need (1-3/5)
Drew a little horny werewolf comic just for fun 🌝

15.01.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1104 πŸ” 335 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 5

Please wait while we deploy..... The nuzzle. <3

15.01.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Thessalcore

Thessalcore

Make the art you want to see in this world.

15.01.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Feeliiiing.... Lonely?"

14.01.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Digital illustration on a white background. Six brightly coloured spaceships. Adorned with stripes and patterns. More like race cars than spaceships.

Digital illustration on a white background. Six brightly coloured spaceships. Adorned with stripes and patterns. More like race cars than spaceships.

Six Ships. I'm very much in the Chris Foss school of thought when it comes to colour, rather than SW or ST.

#Spaceships #SciFi #Illustration

25.11.2025 15:14 πŸ‘ 743 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 2
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THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES

09.01.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 4798 πŸ” 1678 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 24
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You see, this is what happens when you investigate the weird bass sounds coming from the sewer drain...

09.01.2026 12:27 πŸ‘ 1832 πŸ” 445 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2
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Posting this again; finally I have transcribed and uploaded the interview I did with John Humphreys in late 2025. Gosh, it was a delight getting to interview him about his work

makeupeffectsarchive.blogspot.com/2026/01/john...

08.01.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Why is there a QR code on my Ferrero Roche

26.12.2025 18:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dude carrying way too many things, labeled "writer/artist" with the stack of stuff labeled "side WIP, WIP from 3 months ago, passion project, imaginary project, WIP I keep open in the background so I don't feel guilty, the WIP I'm actually "working on""

Dude carrying way too many things, labeled "writer/artist" with the stack of stuff labeled "side WIP, WIP from 3 months ago, passion project, imaginary project, WIP I keep open in the background so I don't feel guilty, the WIP I'm actually "working on""

19.12.2025 03:02 πŸ‘ 4663 πŸ” 2226 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 163