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@parkerj

Law-Person. Sports fan. Black. Jew. Husband. Dad. Liberal. SPQR.

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Welcome to the Big Ten West!

31.12.2025 02:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I dunno, man, if I began an opinion with a 3+ page "Preliminary Statement" complaining about disrespectful conduct by the other two judges on the panel, I would not immediately follow it up with this:

19.11.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 1086 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 73 πŸ“Œ 34

You have my curiosity

24.03.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The price of eggs are about to be so fucking cheap

14.02.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Uline turned to Mexico to staff warehouses, but paid them a fraction of US workers, sources say At company owned by a Trump mega-donor, workers brought from Mexico earned per day about the same as their US counterparts were paid by the hour

In their defense, Christian God told them to exploit the Mexican workers.
www.yahoo.com/news/uline-t...

13.02.2025 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But he won't swim, don't even ask.

31.01.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Latino voters flocked to Trump at rates that far surpassed over racial minorities. Maybe they need to rethink how that talk went.

31.01.2025 01:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish they forcefully investigated every kid who makes threats against their school like they did this kid for an anti-Trump video. Make a manifesto against your teacher, gotta wait for the bodies to drop but post something against the Fuhrer and here comes the Secret Service.

25.01.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
US Secret Service approached Hamline Elementary School in Back of the Yards, not Immigration and Customs Enforcement: officials | abc7chicago.com US%20Secret%20Service%20approached%20Hamline%20Elementary%20School%20in%20Back%20of%20the%20Yards%2C%20not%20Immigration%20and%20Customs%20Enforcement%2C%20officials%20tell%20the%20I-Team.

Yeah, that explanation makes no sense.
abc7chicago.com/amp/post/us-...

24.01.2025 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lauren Boebert Calls Security On Nonexistent 'Guy' In Women's Bathroom The Colorado congresswoman reportedly thought the person was Rep. Sarah McBride, Congress' only transgender lawmaker. She later apologized.

Fuck this waste of carbon matter, shoot her into the Sun and don't look back.
www.huffpost.com/entry/lauren...

24.01.2025 22:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Latest school shooter:
"...Henderson wrote he "was ashamed to be Black.
He was anti-Semitic in his writings and posted a flyer from the Goyim Defense League, which is a neo-Nazi white supremacy group that visited Nashville this summer.

Candance Owens influenced me above all each time she spoke,..."

23.01.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 440 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 13
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Florida wastes no time in adopting 'Gulf of America' name after Trump's executive order Just a few hours after President Donald Trump signed an executive order instructing federal officials to rename the Gulf of Mexico as the β€œGulf of America,” Florida has already implemented the change.

The dumbification of America is back. We really need to divide the country at the Mason Dixon line and prevent the dumbness of infiltrating farther north.
www.scrippsnews.com/politics/the...

22.01.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on it . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on it .
21.01.2025 22:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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First female Coast Guard commandant ousted U.S. Coast Guard Commandant Adm. Linda Fagan, the first female uniformed leader of an Armed Forces branch in U.S. history, was ousted by the Trump administration with no explanation late Monday. Ac…

This is so gross. thehill.com/policy/defen...

21.01.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every family and child deserves to feel safe and secure in the place they call home.

Every resident of Illinois should know their rights.

I intend to protect those rights and ensure our state laws are followed.

18.01.2025 17:36 πŸ‘ 6249 πŸ” 2132 πŸ’¬ 219 πŸ“Œ 213

UPDATE: The IDF has completed its preparations to receive the hostages tomorrow.

The hostages will receive medical care upon arrival at Israel’s reception point and then be transferred to hospitals where they’ll be reunited with their families.

This moment can’t come sooner. β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

18.01.2025 18:42 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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a close up of a man 's face with the words david on the bottom left ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words david on the bottom left

Yall reelected an insurrectionist felon who has a complete disregard for the law and you really expect me to get up in arms over Biden saying the ERA is ratified?

18.01.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Goddamn it, this is sad.

20.12.2024 00:13 πŸ‘ 166 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

Biden and Harris have done enough for this country and the country proceeded to take a shit on them. They don't owe us anything.

20.12.2024 01:38 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans don't seek control over the government in order to govern it. Their frustration is only lip service to make themselves feel better as they enrich their friends and watch the people suffer.

20.12.2024 01:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching MAGA morons pretend to care about stand alone bills is amazing.

20.12.2024 01:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohio St in Michigan was a choice.

20.12.2024 01:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Woman Admits She Lied About Duke Lacrosse Players Raping Her Nearly 20 Years Ago: 'I Made Up a Story' Former stripper Crystal Mangum has admitted that she lied about three Duke University lacrosse raping her in 2006, nearly 20 years after making the allegations against them. Mangum made the confession...

LAX as a sport has been vindicated.
people.com/stripper-adm...

13.12.2024 18:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WHO deploys a team of experts to Congo to help investigate mysterious disease The agency's regional director for Africa said "all efforts are underway" to identify the illness that has killed 143 people.

Wonderful. currently.att.yahoo.com/news/deploys...

06.12.2024 22:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They name names.

04.12.2024 22:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you've been spending today trying to dunk of the murder of a CEO, just realize it says more about you than it does him.

04.12.2024 22:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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have you ever screamed "shut the fuck up" so loud it boiled water in .1 seconds

04.12.2024 21:18 πŸ‘ 2890 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 211 πŸ“Œ 34

They'll be concerned though while doing it.

03.12.2024 22:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lead the Midwest in secession from the pending shitshow.

03.12.2024 22:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oops

03.12.2024 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0