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Do we know which untraceable Middle Eastern bank account this $10 billion is going to and which of the Middle Eastern countries now owns Wyoming?

My dnd group plays on friday and one of us has to give the recap every week. This week I'm retelling us finding a "hidden passageway at the bottom of a lake next to two giant stone hands".

I decided to make a visual component of the recap

Ahem...

Anybody call Randy Quaid?

I, for one, welcome our new flip flop octopus overlords.

Don't tell them I was mad. Don't put it in the newspaper that I was mad because I will read the newspaper and I will be mad.

Rodeo clown.

"Yes, we prefer the 'genocide of the whites' in South Africa to living in America." Are we great again yet?

Phil, unfortunately, you are the new fuck plane slave. Sorry, I dont make the rules.

Probable cause--what is it?

Uhhhhhh...how about giving the illegal money grab back to the consumers that paid it?

A lot to think about there, random guy online. Let me just check your bio real quick.

Holy fuck! Somebody finally asked my question and it was Brian fucking Kilmeade? And, of course, the answer is as batshit crazy as I knew it would be.

When Friday afternoon Happy Hour starts at 6 am.

Me, reading your skeets.

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

part of woke 2 will be sending the Minnesota Defenders on a bandwagon tour of europe to rebuild shattered goodwill like the harlem globetrotters

Just because you fucking dumasses keep saying that the Bill of Rights doesn't exist doesn't make it true. Go fuck yourself, idiot.

Good to hear that xAI is going to explode for no discernible reason and rain debris throughout the western hemisphere.

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

Dr. the first line is J.

Prayer in the class, player in that ass.

Don't threaten us with a good time, Joe.

Oh my god

I will go to war for JaMel J. Brown! More sex stores, strippers and prayer in school? Hell yeah, bruh guv!

This you @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com?

There is a zero percent chance that Drunky MacWarfighter has the first fucking clue what "no quarter" actually means but it just sounds really cool and manly.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? What a fucking dumbass.