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Your horse girl friend in Florida. Amiable Disney nerd. Author of The Eventing Series - now available at all bookstores from Flatiron Books 🐎🐎🐎 THE JUMP 3/24/2026 nataliekreinert.com Rep: Lacy Lynch/House of Story

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a man with a mustache and a striped shirt is saying `` i hate everything '' . ALT: a man with a mustache and a striped shirt is saying `` i hate everything '' .

what’s a will to live worth anyway 😭 now I have to take out horse blankets again and my house will be cold again

10.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh!! There goes the what might have been stories about the restaurant huh

10.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

husband: and tomorrow, I will -

me, interrupting: no I am not committing to a tomorrow yet

10.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
From For Whom the Doorbell Tolls: Cowboy Blues

Goofy sitting in an arm chair, turning on his TV.

Goofy: Welp... time ta transform muhself.

From For Whom the Doorbell Tolls: Cowboy Blues Goofy sitting in an arm chair, turning on his TV. Goofy: Welp... time ta transform muhself.

09.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1135 πŸ” 287 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 35
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a man and a woman are standing in front of a poster that says yellow onal ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a poster that says yellow onal

HAIL BEVERLY

09.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay no to schlitz. God.

I had a Dr. Pepper at a Pepsi restaurant recently because I needed bubbles (why is lacroix not anywhere) and it was really good. I got a refill. I had no idea I still liked it lol

09.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the second defense of Dr. Pepper I’ve seen, which leads me to believe it’s such a different beverage it exists in its own carbonated category πŸ€”

09.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The walk is his choice (I think it has to be their choice) and I’ll respect his privacy in this matter

09.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Milk soda is the single most upsetting food trend of the industrial age

09.03.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Click for Ben and Manny

09.03.2026 02:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Selfie with my horse

Selfie with my horse

Cat on a long sand driveway under trees, sunset behind them

Cat on a long sand driveway under trees, sunset behind them

first day of DST. I got to work until 5 (last book on this contract!) and then ride my horse for 45 minutes and then do all the evening farm chores and it wasn’t even dark yet so I was able to walk my cat before the scary bats came out πŸŽ‰

09.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I took my cat for a walk

09.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

eventually someday when I build my house I’ll live close enough to go to a Costco, the dream

08.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Would you buy his frogs?

03.01.2025 19:52 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 0
Crocheted whale about the size of a decent honeydew melon. He is the same blue/green/purple yarn as the jellyfish. He sits on a counter and is a little wonky and probably should have been stuffed a bit more but making him helps me sit still and is so relaxing. It is only a matyer of time before Cole the cat finds him and the chase is on.

Crocheted whale about the size of a decent honeydew melon. He is the same blue/green/purple yarn as the jellyfish. He sits on a counter and is a little wonky and probably should have been stuffed a bit more but making him helps me sit still and is so relaxing. It is only a matyer of time before Cole the cat finds him and the chase is on.

This little whale says "Hello!"

06.03.2026 23:36 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I love

08.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a leather jacket is clapping her hands in a room with other people ALT: a woman in a leather jacket is clapping her hands in a room with other people

deal

08.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That Gertie artwork is so good!! Someone actually did this homework.

08.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

weirdly I never buy pins but I would love getting this one lol

08.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to see the ducklings

08.03.2026 00:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

stop that’s genius

08.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[Pictionary timer buzzes]

Picasso: it was a cow

Me: it certainly the fuck was not

13.05.2024 22:39 πŸ‘ 1164 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

stealing our desk chair cushions is my cat’s main pastime

08.03.2026 00:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Gray clouds post sunset over big trees.

Gray clouds post sunset over big trees.

my corner of Florida is so weird because seabreeze storms always hit after sunset

08.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We keep round cube molds for whiskey and drinks like Negronis in the freezer!

07.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY IS LAUGHING 
HA-HA-HA

P2-NANCY CONTINUES TO LAUGH 
HA-HA-HA

P3-NANCY IS BESIDE HERSELF WITH LAUGHTER HA-HA-HA

P4- FINALLY WE SEE WHAT NANCY IS LAUGHING ABOUT 

A TRUCK LOAD OF CASTOR OIL HAS HIT A TELEPHONE POLE , BOTTLES OF CASTOR OIL IS SPILLED ON THE STREET, 

THE DRIVER IS OK BUT HE LOOKS VERY AGGRAVATED, 

NANCY IS STILL LAUGHING :
НА-НА-
HA-НА-
   HA

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS LAUGHING HA-HA-HA P2-NANCY CONTINUES TO LAUGH HA-HA-HA P3-NANCY IS BESIDE HERSELF WITH LAUGHTER HA-HA-HA P4- FINALLY WE SEE WHAT NANCY IS LAUGHING ABOUT A TRUCK LOAD OF CASTOR OIL HAS HIT A TELEPHONE POLE , BOTTLES OF CASTOR OIL IS SPILLED ON THE STREET, THE DRIVER IS OK BUT HE LOOKS VERY AGGRAVATED, NANCY IS STILL LAUGHING : НА-НА- HA-НА- HA

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 05,1949

07.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 596 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 4

yes I’m so looking forward to it! Thanks!

07.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg that’s very weird lol

07.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch making a funny face and pointing at something .

ooh does that mean you’re coming to both my events?

07.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the funniest part of this was when the kid’s mom apologized

07.03.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0