froggy catbird

yessss

aye aye, i'll handle this with all the tact and sex appeal of a surinam toad

that's ok we love you, keep flopping cutie

showering is such a crazy invention, what do you mean i can get naked and dissociate and come out clean, that's exactly what i was planning on doing anyway but i was gonna smell pretty bad after

after all these years i can't help but think that now we might believe our eyes if 10 million fireflies lit up the world as we fell asleep

(i do lots of really normal and not embarrassing meowing when i'm around others)

i do all my embarrassing meowing when i'm alone

livers living ha guess that's why they're not called DIE-ERS

our livers are comrades in arms! (arms = vaguely abdomen area i guess, i think that's where livers live?)

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!!!!

i was thinking about how inefficient grapes are in terms of number but if we scaled grapes up by a factor of 40 in all directions, just one would be enough for the average american's lifetime grape consumption, so maybe our scientists or botanists or nuclear physicists or whatever could get on that

wow cool i wanna play

good morning kittyfroggypuppuddle, good morning also to your tits and ass in case they're separate entities now

i was recommended a shot blocker for thus, it goes around the injection site and has a bunch of dull pointy bits and the sensation is supposed to hide a lot of the feeling of the shot. haven't tried it but supposedly it helps and maybe if you don't look you won't notice it's happening at all?

sometimes the hardest cock is in your heart

haha yeah me neither

you know how sometimes you have a hot phlebotomist who gives you goosebumps when you imagine her as a vampire and you hope she'll take just a little bit too much blood to make you weak and helpless and then her nails graze your skin and you shiver and let out an involuntary sigh before she bites

forgot to respond to this at the time because i was busy listening i guess but this has sent me on a bit of a schnittke binge, with mixed results thus far

i was doing it 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off

no particularly good reason for that length and the cycling itself was for practical reasons rather than because i thought it would make it work any better

non-cycling vs cycling vs taking it every other day seemed basically the same to me fwiw

i used to

dear god that would be a horrible amount of caffeine to have in your system while you die

putting a cute bow on you and leaving you on a random person's doorstep, then ringing the bell and running away

where are all the groundhog thirst traps, it's groundhog day, is everyone waiting for fucking arbor day to post them???

happy groundhog day!!! make sure your hothog and neutralhog also get a chance to look for their shadows today so they don't feel left out

captain it's wednesday

quick mental guesstimation says you need 35ish and to a particularly rigorous astrophysicist that's 100 (as opposed to 9, which is 10)

zoinks?

meowwwww! meow meowwww meow!!!!!

why did we stop ending conversations by suddenly getting excited and screaming I JUST REMEMBERED and running off

feel this one so hard