Oliver

Why would someone try to stop you?

Why has a random woman asked me to watch her belongings whilst she goes to The Shop™ in coach C for delicious hot & cold refreshments? Nobody’s nicking your pret soup at 125mph love

Euston on a Thursday evening is like trying to get the last chopper out of Saigon

I feel like this jinxed thank you joshua

Never mind. The day took a sudden turn around 4pm.

Then straight onto an Abbey Wood EL service!!!

And I got an empty northern line train!!

And my train arrived early into Euston!

7.5hrs sleep before an office day? I’m gonna be *unstoppable*

This is so entertaining

Didn’t like me pointing out that the people in the group *probably aren’t* the ones dropping litter

Friday afternoon pastime is rage baiting the busybody’s in the neighbourhood WhatsApp

Did a 🫦 to rhys across the gym and he just laughed???

Rhys said this tbf

My drag name: Annette Werk Rail

Some man was just having a very loud teams call on the bloody train so I asked him how long he would be because he was being loud and I’d move if he was going to carry on. He then hung up.

Me: is this email too cunty but in a bad way?
Colleague: that’s more reasonable than I thought you be

Here’s a wild idea, if you’re one person with three suitcases maybe find a tube station with lifts that you can use at 08:30 on a weekday

This feels like the longest train journey of my life

This feels like the longest train journey of my life

I’m waiting for a meeting at half past so I’m going through my “stickers” album

Me on work days that end in Y:

Could be ai slop

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS

Jesus fucking Christ.

He’s wandered off shouting about the door not opening (it’s clear he didn’t press the button)

“I’ll check with the driver if he had a door fault but I think we probably would’ve known about it” - this TM has the patience of a saint

The highlight of my first class journey on Avanti West Coast this morning is the passenger who clearly didn’t press the open button on the door to get off and so has been overcarried. Obviously that’s the train crew’s fault.