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@elliotthausen

Writer, musician, aging Millennial punk, Chaotic Good, Gnostic Pagan Quaker Troy McClure Voice: you may know me from… Porch Beers and Disco 3000 | Mothman Mutual Aid | WV townie hijinks (He/him)

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Reposting for the evening crowd: I'm raffling off a bunch of my crafts, postcards by @jkmakes.bsky.social, a copy of @mskellymhayes.bsky.social's forthcoming book, and copies of @cbmilstein.bsky.social's zines to benefit food banks and mutual aid groups that feed people!

25.10.2025 23:06 👍 16 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0

i feel like a lot of relationship advice boils down to 'just take a moment to show appreciation and gratitude' even if it is just a moment. some buckaroos fall into a routine and forget this

20.10.2025 23:36 👍 315 🔁 25 💬 2 📌 4

This is the best answer I’ve seen to “what did these protests accomplish”

20.10.2025 19:56 👍 58 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

19.10.2025 22:19 👍 17779 🔁 4011 💬 208 📌 164
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Watch MAJOR! Online | Vimeo On Demand The award-winning documentary "MAJOR!" follows the life and campaigns of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a Black transgender elder who has been fighting for…

The documentary I made with Miss Major 10 years ago is on Vimeo on Demand. If you want to spend some time with her on screen tonight and learn some abolitionist trans history while you're at it, it's free to rent with the code "shinebright" vimeo.com/ondemand/major

14.10.2025 01:08 👍 349 🔁 268 💬 4 📌 5
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. “Okay, I’m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. You’re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the car’s okay, I’ll give you another cookie.”

“If the car’s gone,”

“If the car’s gone,”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“I’ll give you another cookie anyway”

“because I love you.”

“because I love you.”

Happy Columbo’s Day

13.10.2025 11:28 👍 7678 🔁 2578 💬 31 📌 55
Photos from When We Were Young - Nana Grizol | lyrics
Photos from When We Were Young - Nana Grizol | lyrics YouTube video by lyric’s gambit

youtu.be/ajgJOZI7zSk?...

11.10.2025 01:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just made a pinto bean, kielbasa, and “clean out the fridge of veggies” soup in the crock pot yesterday

10.10.2025 12:58 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

07.10.2025 21:42 👍 2644 🔁 217 💬 390 📌 729
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It was suggested by a few people that instead of Kpop Demon Hunters, ska punk needed it's own heroes. I feel like this trio fits the bill for Ska Punk Demon Hunters (just don't tell Mephiskapheles).

#kpopdemonhunters #skapunk #ska #punk #skapunkdemonhunters 👻💀😈

08.10.2025 11:01 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
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Advices and Que[e]ries Chosen family and chosen ancestors.

At the first Friends Meeting of Washington (DC) Pride Month worship this year, a weeping Friend shared, “This meeting makes me a better person. Your queerness makes me a better person.” As trans & queer people face renewed enmity, a safe & welcoming spiritual center is imperative to their survival.

06.10.2025 12:00 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 2

I really do think that Taylor saw Sabrina Carpenter and Chapell Roan, realized people like songs that talk about sex in an explicit but light-hearted way, and then made the biggest series of miscalculations anyone has ever made

04.10.2025 19:14 👍 1095 🔁 105 💬 7 📌 14

The brand has been lost to time but the inside of it was 100% glass. I think parts of it were hard plastic but nothing that touched the water. And lord knows there’s probably a pound or so of microplastics in my brain lol.

04.10.2025 12:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The zine Disco 3000 issue 4 upright next to a mini sculpture of skull shaped ice cream scoops in an ice cream cone held by a skeleton hand

The zine Disco 3000 issue 4 upright next to a mini sculpture of skull shaped ice cream scoops in an ice cream cone held by a skeleton hand

I don’t post zine stuff here as often as I should. Disco 3000 issue 4: Indie Sleaze Huntington, will be released Friday Oct. 10!

04.10.2025 12:50 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

RIP electric kettle 2018-2025

Well done thou good and faithful servant

😐

04.10.2025 12:16 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Halloween Helpers! Mothman Mutual Aid is creating treat bags for our local unhoused children for Halloween.  If you’re interested in donated some candy or small toys, please email us at
mothmanministry@gmail.com.
You can also send a financial donation via CashApp $mothmanmutualaidwv
with “Halloween Helper” as your subject.

Halloween Helpers! Mothman Mutual Aid is creating treat bags for our local unhoused children for Halloween. If you’re interested in donated some candy or small toys, please email us at mothmanministry@gmail.com. You can also send a financial donation via CashApp $mothmanmutualaidwv with “Halloween Helper” as your subject.

I’m doing a cool thing with my cool homies, PM me if you want to give a physical donation

29.09.2025 18:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scorpions: "HERE I AM, ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE."

*Hurricane shows up on stage with a ukulele*

"FUCK. We talked about this, dude."

29.09.2025 00:55 👍 31 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0
Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

27.09.2025 15:52 👍 14579 🔁 3138 💬 77 📌 106
Backdrop of AEW Collision surrounded by the live taping crowd in Huntington WV

Backdrop of AEW Collision surrounded by the live taping crowd in Huntington WV

Sometimes cool things happen in Huntington

28.09.2025 12:59 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Mark Zuckerber AS Chris Martin AS Tommy Wiseau IN… the Room 2

28.09.2025 12:56 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I wish my Gay Community shirt still fit, one of my few testosterone regrets lol

27.09.2025 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Share your favorite black and white movie.

24.09.2025 21:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OK off-topic, but I don’t think enough people realize how profound Glen Campbell’s song (written by the great Jimmy Webb) “Wichita Lineman” really is.

22.09.2025 00:58 👍 473 🔁 30 💬 56 📌 8

Dear trans folks: please publish your personal stories in zines.

Let us help you do it

20.09.2025 15:13 👍 80 🔁 39 💬 4 📌 0

Dudes rock

19.09.2025 21:56 👍 6704 🔁 1438 💬 52 📌 30
Ben Folds - Pirate Joke Song
Ben Folds - Pirate Joke Song YouTube video by samharriswenttoparis

Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to all who celebrate

youtu.be/Oh2ywFsKfBM?...

19.09.2025 11:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A pirate goes to the ship’s surgeon to have spots on his arm checked.
The surgeon says, "They're benign".
The pirate replies, "No, no doc. There be 11. I counted them before I came here."

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

19.09.2025 05:50 👍 90 🔁 33 💬 1 📌 2

This makes me think it's a great time for someone to start up an alt weekly in a metro area. It's clearly working for The Onion, why not try it (again) with regional news, art, and events?

18.09.2025 01:33 👍 70 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 1

Do I have any mutuals who are Canadian ministers? Got a question.

18.09.2025 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0