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Magic the Gathering Writer at CoolStuffInc. (coolstuffinc.com) โ, Retro Video Game Writer at The Pixels (https://the-pixels.com/) ๐ฎ, Voice Actor๐, Brewer of Craft Beer ๐ป and other geeky shenanigans. ๐ค
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"After twenty years Lucky Charms jokes, they finally snapped."
Happy Friday, folks! We made it. Don't forget to support your local game store. ๐น
Thanks to Comically Speaking (Reading, MA) for the #retrogaming GBA game & the Karlov Manor #MTG collector booster (Contained two sweet surveil lands๐).
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"All ninjas have to start somewhere."
You enter a Random-Commander Tournament and receive the following card as your deck's General. What 4 synergistic cards do you include in the 99? ๐ค
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"This year's Burning Man left the location so trashed, it's controller had no choice but to sacrifice it for card draw."
Support your local game store! (Lunchtime edition) ๐
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How about Temur Tuesday?๐ง๐ฅ๐ณ
What do ya got, folks?
Next up: Mardu Monday! โ๏ธ๐๐ฅ
What are some of your favorites?
6, 7, and 8 drops are NOT too expensive for Commander. Hell, the format was designed to be their home in the first place.
You enter a Random-Commander Tournament and receive the following card as your deck's General. What 4 synergistic cards do you include in the 99? ๐ค
Hit 'Random Card' on Scryfall, then pick a Commander who'd want that card in their deck's 99. ๐
Random Card/The Commander
Now it's time for Simic Sunday!
Post your favorite Blue/Green #MTG cards! ๐ง๐ณ
Thank you!
Thank you! I loving combining mtg with retro game collecting.
Happy Selesnya Saturday! โ๏ธ๐ณ
Post your favorite White/Green #MTG cards!
Support your local game store, Birthday Edition! ๐
It's Flying Friday! Post your fav #MTG creature with Flying. ๐ฆ
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Remember: Always be flappin'.
I gotta try this mono black 'my guys don't stay dead' aggro deck.
I've faced it a few times on #MTGArena and it seems like fun. ๐
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"Not the bees!" - Nicolas Cage
Gotta be covered in excessive levels of hot sauce, too!
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"Chaos knights are required to wear no less than six pieces of skull-themed flair."
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"Damn, they weren't kidding when they said Rakdos cuisine will go straight through ya." - Krenko
Anyone else wish they brought these back?
Might as well throw in a wrench, too!
You enter a Random-Commander Tournament and receive the following card as your deck's General. What 4 synergistic cards do you include in the 99? ๐ค
I suppose it's too late to hope for an #mtg vehicle card of...
And here I am thinking they adapted that old Peter Jackson zombie flick.